Breakdown of expensive home security system.....

[poormansporsche]

So was subject to a opportunist home invasion and burglary.

Here's a mugshot of the suspect




This is the stolen booty




And this is the (non) reaction of the 500 quid a month home security system








They really are bloody useless, sitting there sleeping whilst the bird steals their dinner. Only opening their eyes to show their irritation at my attempts to shoo the bird out without it shatting everywhere

 

[tmwsccsh]

Get a cat!

TMW

 

[SpikyMikey]

So was subject to a opportunist home invasion and burglary.

Here's a mugshot of the suspect

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This is the stolen booty

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And this is the (non) reaction of the 500 quid a month home security system

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They really are bloody useless, sitting there sleeping whilst the bird steals their dinner. Only opening their eyes to show their irritation at my attempts to shoo the bird out without it shatting everywhere

Reminds me of some friends who years ago had a Golden Retriever.
They were burgled whilst they were out but the dog was home. When they got back they found every room had been gone through and in every room there was a dog toy where the stoopid Retriever had followed the crims around taking a toy for them.

 

[BoristheBounce]

Greyhounds, they do sleeping better than anything else.

 

[BTB 500]

Get a cat!

TMW

We have a cat and 10 dogs. The cat brings live birds in and releases them in the house ...

 

[tmwsccsh]

We have a cat and 10 dogs. The cat brings live birds in and releases them in the house ...

Hmm...

Clearly you need 10 more cats so the dogs are outnumbered.

Then the other cats can chase the birds round the house and catch them.

TMW

 

[poormansporsche]

We have a cat and 10 dogs.

That's somewhat excessive, a cat that is

 

[poormansporsche]

Greyhounds, they do sleeping better than anything else.

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Beautiful dogs, just all goes to pot in the face department when sleeping

 

[Smart320]

Our Cockapoo loves to catch pigeons ( or any other bird type ) , unfortunately he does not release them when requested so they eventually die of fright. He did try a large seagull that somehow had got itself into the wood but it was rather too aggressive and I managed to get his lead on him and march him away. Luckily squirrels and cats have proved too fast for him to catch but he does love to try accompanied by very frenzied barking. Our daily walks are never boring.

 

[Wearsthefoxhat]

Nice to see that they all have the best seats in the house…

 

[fabes]

Get a hawk if you don't want birds around
You'd look great in a gauntlet aswell

 

[grober]

Reminds me of this BBC series treasure.

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[DSM10000]

Dogs sleeping on furniture!

 

[poormansporsche]

Dogs sleeping on furniture!

It's the LAW with Greyhounds

 

[DSM10000]

It's the LAW with Greyhounds

Made by the Greyhound Parliament

 

[poormansporsche]

He's returned to the scene of the crime, seemed somewhat put out that the patio doors were closed and has to make do with worms.

 

[DSM10000]

He's returned to the scene of the crime, seemed somewhat put out that the patio doors were closed and has to make do with worms.

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Your grass needs cutting

 

[SpikyMikey]

Dogs sleeping on furniture!

It's the LAW with Greyhounds

Not just Greyhounds....
Labs (Black)

And Rotties

 

[poormansporsche]

Your grass needs cutting

When you have 2 Greyhounds who have 50 generations of running in a circle and can accelerate from 0 to 30 mph in 3 paces, any hope of having a decent lawn very quickly goes goes out the window

 

[poormansporsche]

Your grass needs cutting

Or alternatively I will forward your concerns on to the wife and chastise her appropriately for not doing her job in a timely manner