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Don't you mean, Pastor Fluff?

That went right over my head Will, then I remembered Google Is Your Friend.....

Pastor John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland. One day he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy!
He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. "Miss Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The Pastor realized that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few moments, the Paster wound up on top of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oy mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub."
The Pastor looked up at the landlord and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fluff."
The landlord nodded and said, "Ah well, if you're that far in, ye might as well finish."
 
Anyone remember the "Giggle Line" It was the tops of her stockings, once you were past there you were laughing.
 
Isn't it meant to be cheaper to stay in 5 star hotels than to run a camper van - given most peoples average usage and days on holiday ?? slightly off topic soz :D

I'm guessing in purely financial terms, you are probably right in a majority of cases. However we love the flexibility and unplanned nature of it all.
 

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