Insert joke here part 2 !!!

[poormansporsche]

Lorry carrying 22 tonnes of ketchup spills load across the East Lancs Road - Liverpool Echo

 

[Deleted member 6183]

Saucy Scousers get slippery in a sticky situation.

 

[E55BOF]

"hurled its load across the carriageway."

Makes a change from drunken yobs hurling a small part of the load across the carriageway with their just-eaten kebab at 3 a.m, I suppose.

 

[drifting11]

No one has made a 'caught red handed' joke yet?

 

[Wheelsnuts]

The driver, who lost his bottle and was thoroughly shaken, was quoted as saying "lots of scousers will be eating gritty bacon butties over the next few days".

 

[automaniaman]

^ Was that a quote from a reliable sauce...

 

[Meldrew2]

And it has to be Heinz...

 

[Mike Walker]

Apologies just playing "ketchup" here!

 

[Amjenn]

Lorry must have taken quite a thump for it all to come out !!

 

[boxbrownie]

PC Matthew Picton, of Greater Manchester Police’s road policing unit, said: “We’ve got a road sweeper there at the moment to clear up the ketchup".

 

[SpoonJar]

Did they have to whack the bottom of the lorry to get the sauce out?.

In Heinzsight, it probably wasn't a good idea to go that fast.

Bet the other motorists were seeing red after being held up.