jokes that make you say "Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[andy_k]

There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for
weeks and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping
for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar,
they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the
distance.

As they get closer they can see that the tree is draped with
rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy
bacon, life giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke "Ees a bacon tree! We're
saved!"

"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and
runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But
as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound
of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

His friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across to
the dying Pepe.

"Pepe! Pepe! Que pasa, hombre?"

With his dying breath Pepe calls out, "Ugh, run, amigo, run!
Ees not a Bacon Tree! Ees a... Ees a..."

"Yes, Pepe? Ees a what..?"













"Ees... a... ham bush."

 

[glojo]

Very good

Thanks for bringing a smile

Regards,
John

 

[Webby]

jokes that make you say "OhNooooooo

See if you like this one.

A man goes to see the doctor.
"Doctor"he says "I keep thinking I'm a moth".
"Well", the doctor says,"You don't need me,there's a pschyciatrist along the corridor, you should see him".
"I,know", the man said" But your light was on."

 

[splang]

nice

 

[mark.t]

building site

young apprentice starts his first day on a building site, foreman asks him can you brew up lad, to which he replies yes , the Forman then asks if he can drive a forklift truck to which the boy replies






























bloody hell how bigs your tea pot

 

[grasmere]

Two guys walking down the street and suddenly one exclaims to the other
" wow - look at that big dog with one eye" to which his mate says, "yes I saw it, but why do you want me to only use one eye" boom boom

and plenty more on the same tac . . .