I spoke to Autotechnic and they suggested taking off the plastic panel under the engine to enable access to the alternator. Once I was able to give the battery a boost it was enough to power up the central locking and open the car. I have now installed a new battery (£70.29 from dealer) and all works well. I need a new barrel, apparently, but not sure if I could get one from a scrap yard or if it's coded to the car. Thanks to everyone that offerd advice.