....I can't find the diagnostic connector on my 1998 W140 S500. I can find pictures online of where to find it on US cars but it is not in the same place.
That's the MB diagnostic connector, if the OP is looking for some kind of universal connector then he might be out of luck - they weren't required by law until about 2001
Yep I meant the round 38 pin connector which carries the OBDII signalling in the absence of an OBDII connector in the footwell per US cars.
The connector was actually under a plastic panel well in front of the fuse box but got my system hooked up to it (using an OBDII to 38 pin adaptor) and could see I need a new MAF sensor. Bother.