Thanks for the emails.............

[Carrotchomper]

I have certain contacts in Facebook who constantly send me these nonsense chain e-mails. The latest was about date rape using Rohypnol and horse sterilisation drugs "So the victims don't conceive children who are then traced back to the rapists via paternity tests". Yup, sounds right. 'Cos obviously rapists are never traced via DNA before the child is born!!!

 

[andy_k]

I was sure that was a fake until I got to this bit

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a wookies butt crack on a hot day

Now I'm not so sure



Andy

 

[pammy]

I was sure that was a fake until I got to this bit


Now I'm not so sure


Andy

At least I only smell like a wookie

 

[scumbag]

At least I only smell like a wookie

hmmmm, you never used a mirror then?



PS, I like ****nic!!

 

[pammy]

hmmmm, you never used a mirror then?



PS, I like ****nic!!

And I'm taller than I am wide

 

[Ian B Walker]

And I'm taller than I am wide

body yes, head no

 

[pammy]

body yes, head no

Oy watch it!!