The WIENER TAKES IT ALL

[grober]

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Yes by a hair's breadth Conchita BratWurst sorry Wurst won last nights Eurovision Song Contest. Its as if Austrian scientists had studied old VCR tapes of ABBA and created a fiendish androgenous composite artist possessing all the qualities of Bjorn, Benny, Agnetha and Anni-Frid in a oner! Still anyone who has the balls to publicly humiliate the Poisoner from St Petersburg in front of millions gets my vote. Its rumoured that concerned music fans from the East Ukraine [ you know the hairy ones with the balaclavas and military uniforms with the insignia removed] are going to come looking for Conchita. That long awaited sex change operation may have just moved a little closer! Eurovision- it doesn't get any weirder.

 

[Minz]

Brilliant. "anyone who has the balls" I can't believe I watched it.

 

[miro]

To think this is one of Europe's biggest exports.

 

[coupe deville]

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Conchita BratWurst sorry Wurst won last nights Eurovision Song Contest.

Translates to Conchita burst

 

[Harrythedog]

Cue a big fat contract with Gillette

 

[Druk]

Now, who does she remind me of?



Didn't know he could sing.

 

[Meldrew2]

The song was done in the best possible taste…….

 

[Satch]

The Wurst is yet to come.

My coat? Ah thank you....

 

[eGuru]

Reminds me more of this

 

[ss201]

So which loo does he/she use? Lads or lassies?

That's a hard one........

 

[NDFR]

The Wurst is yet to come.

My coat? Ah thank you....

I spat out my tea