Translation required!!

[Deleted member 2227]

This is the sign at a car park down the road from me!

 

[lotusmark2]

Roughly translated. Its our (the author of the sign) car park not Mc d's. We just allow them to use it. If we (the author of the sign) want to park a car across the entrance to stop you getting in or out tough s**t.
Thats how I read it.

 

[fuzzer]

We are sick to the back teeth of people parking in our carpark for nothing and going across the road to Mcdonalds or going places. Just because its quicker , it doesnt give you the right to walk across this carpark to get to mcdonalds. !!

 

[lotusmark2]

Re-reading for the 20th time I think you are closer to the mark with that one Fuzzer.

 

[Deleted member 2227]

Thats the trouble whats the point of having a sign that needs reread 20 times!

 

[Aletank]

Had to read it a few times but here's what i got - lol

This car park is not for the use of McDonalds or Going Places Customers and is not a public right of way. ie short cuts

I think

 

[Simon]

I had to read that loads of times and still don't get it

Here's an easier to understand one

 

[marcos]

That is very funny but sadly probably true knowing how the Americans like to sue anything that may harm them.

 

[SEM]

here is a mother load that might be apt.
http://www.engrish.com/

 

[GRAV888]

I think the sign actually just simply says 'F**k Off And Park Somewhere Else'

 

[C240Sport97]

my thoughts exactly

great minds think alike, fools seldom differ

I think the sign actually just simply says 'F**k Off And Park Somewhere Else'

 

[miro]

This is the sign at a car park down the road from me!

The reason for this sign is to prevent what is called "existing usage" from being established and that the cost of protection. like wheel clamping and towing is not stated but implied in the sign.

It is written in "court speak".

Dont park here if you are a patron of _______ and dont assume you have the right to park here just because there is a space.