>>You posit a logical fallacy.
On a forum where there is a lively discussion of motoring matters, one would expect some discussion of engine problems if they happened.
I would expect to read threads saying my engine's is being replaced, should I fit new engine mountings while it's out?, should I fit a new starter motor, a new clutch, and so on.
There are many threads on engine problems which do happen frequently, like CDi injectors leaking, like low pressure fuel pipes on OM606's, like OVP relays failing, and far fewer threads talking about the need for new engines.
I'm not claiming that my numbers would in any way satisfy a statistician, but, they don't suggest to me that there's a big problem.
>>I'm not sure why you have homed in on crankshafts.
Purely for illustration - I don't think the numbers would change too much if I substituted pistons, vlaves, cylinders, etc, etc.
>>Things like bore wear lead to reduced performance,piston slap, uneven idle, increased oil consumption etc rather than catastrophic failure.
Yes!, and as long as this process happens at a rate that's broadly comparable to the rate at which the rest of the car disintegrates, it's not a problem.
For me, it's an enduring mystery why so many car fora focus so strongly on oil & filter changing regimes, while other aspects of maintenance like coolant changes, brake fluid changes and automatic tranmsission oil and filter changes are not given anything like the same hammering.
From my own experience, I can well remember when engine wear, and lubrication failure were much more common and troublesome, and even my father's small workshop (5 mechanics) would have 3 or 4 engines out and on benches in various stages of overhaul - such jobs are rare today. In those days, it was an unusual engine which didn't have major work done to it during its life.
One of the biggest turning points was during the 1980's when better quality oil became more commonly used (IIRC, SG specification).