Managed to knock the end off the big cassette that holds the retractable dog guard/luggage cover on my W124 estate. the spool holding the guard & cover came loose to the sound of whirling, unwinding spring type things!
Can't figure out how to get it all back togeter and re tension them so...
In Norfolk, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a black mutt just sitting there. "Do you talk?" he asks.
"Yes," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your...