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Without sounding too sexist there is this "woman" who lives a few doors up from me and she is your standard 50 plus, innapropriately dressed, fake knockered, desperately holding onto her youth (and this is the important bit !) and stupidly fake permatanned bimbo

Anyway a couple of years back she brought one of those bright orange focus ST's and it always made me laugh when id see her getting in and out due to her being exactly the same colour as the car.

A few weeks later I was down the local village and she pulls up and gets out. A group of pi$$ed herberts hanging out the local kebab shop spotted her straight away and start shouting and chanting "ere look shes the same colour as her car" etc. They carried on following her whilst she did her shopping still chanting and this went on for about 5 minutes with her doing her best to ignore them till one of them started going on about how david dickinson has found his car ! At this point she burst into tears, jumped back in her car and sped off. Funnily (and unsurprisingly) the very next day the orange ST had gone, to be replaced by an identical blue one ! How I bet the ford salesmen laughed. Im not one to condone antisocial behavior but surely one of her friends / husband / toyboys should have mentioned something before :)
 
I'm sure you are well meaning, but that just comes across plain nasty.

A group of p1ssed up lads giving a woman grief?

Just not cricket, dear boy....
 
Sorry its only how I write things down

don't get me wrong the lads were not being menacing or anything, if they were I'd have stopped it. Ok so it wasn't nice for her, and yes it was something that needed to be said and yes I do know her (before she turned into what she is now, appearance wise)
 
This is the first time i have felt 'awkward' on this forum! :S
 
You've missed a trick, if she was fat you simply needed to shout "spacehopper"

:D
 
Doesn't insecurity attract bullies?
Isn't that what was happening here?

I am sure that some insecure people do really annoy others but I try to reassure them rather than challenge them.
 
Sorry its only how I write things down
don't get me wrong the lads were not being menacing or anything, if they were I'd have stopped it. Ok so it wasn't nice for her, and yes it was something that needed to be said and yes I do know her (before she turned into what she is now, appearance wise)

Is this a joke? :dk:
 
I think this thread should be removed and that's all I'm going to say on the matter.....
 
Honestly it was just a "carry on" moment ! I was with 3 other people at the time including my wife and they all found it most amusing (as did the other passer by's - not a lot happens in my village) But if people have a problem with this thread the mods are welcome to remove it.
 
Fancy a coffe Brett?
 
To be honest mate,the womens like the OP is talking about are the bigest bullies

How is she a bully? All we know about her is that she drove a bright orange Focus ST, some people don't like her dress sense and she went shopping.

I see no good reason why she shouldn't be allowed to do any of those things, or be allowed to hold on to what she perceives to be her "youth", without getting harrassed.
 
Mate, I though it was funny. People need to lighten up......

But then you call people mate.
 
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