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Without sounding too sexist there is this "woman" who lives a few doors up from me and she is your standard 50 plus, innapropriately dressed, fake knockered, desperately holding onto her youth (and this is the important bit !) and stupidly fake permatanned bimbo
Anyway a couple of years back she brought one of those bright orange focus ST's and it always made me laugh when id see her getting in and out due to her being exactly the same colour as the car.
A few weeks later I was down the local village and she pulls up and gets out. A group of pi$$ed herberts hanging out the local kebab shop spotted her straight away and start shouting and chanting "ere look shes the same colour as her car" etc. They carried on following her whilst she did her shopping still chanting and this went on for about 5 minutes with her doing her best to ignore them till one of them started going on about how david dickinson has found his car ! At this point she burst into tears, jumped back in her car and sped off. Funnily (and unsurprisingly) the very next day the orange ST had gone, to be replaced by an identical blue one ! How I bet the ford salesmen laughed. Im not one to condone antisocial behavior but surely one of her friends / husband / toyboys should have mentioned something before
Anyway a couple of years back she brought one of those bright orange focus ST's and it always made me laugh when id see her getting in and out due to her being exactly the same colour as the car.
A few weeks later I was down the local village and she pulls up and gets out. A group of pi$$ed herberts hanging out the local kebab shop spotted her straight away and start shouting and chanting "ere look shes the same colour as her car" etc. They carried on following her whilst she did her shopping still chanting and this went on for about 5 minutes with her doing her best to ignore them till one of them started going on about how david dickinson has found his car ! At this point she burst into tears, jumped back in her car and sped off. Funnily (and unsurprisingly) the very next day the orange ST had gone, to be replaced by an identical blue one ! How I bet the ford salesmen laughed. Im not one to condone antisocial behavior but surely one of her friends / husband / toyboys should have mentioned something before