Cheaper fuel.

[Plodd]

How to cut your motoring costs.

 

[Howard]

LOL !!

 

[Satch]

"Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox."



But do not worry:

"This is a parody site, not an actual trading corporation" and it is quite good!

Vin Diesel™

Various countries have been experimenting with biodiesels for some time, but Petrol Direct has tapped into the legendary EU wine lakes to come up with Vin Diesel™. Made from the foulest and most undrinkable European wines (such as Blue Nun and Beaujolais Nouveau) we have come up with a range of diesel fuels that are incredibly cheap.. because the EU has subsidised them!

We can supply Vin Diesel™ in 0.75 litre bottles in red, white, pink or sparkling† varieties. This also makes an ideal Christmas gift for a loved one! (Not to be taken internally.)

†sparkling Vin Diesel™ may cause misfiring and head gasket failure if over-used.

 

[Thmsshaun]

Classic

 

[Howard]

Heres an extract .....

How can you help us? If you're a petrol-head and you like to hang around messaging boards with other petrol-heads, why not wind up your online friends with helpful posts like:

I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.
They've certainly cornered the market in high-perfomance fuels. They even sell petrol with NOx already in it which saves on the costs of an expensive conversion.
If you don't mind driving slowly, the Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded is amazingly cheap.
At last a company that understands the importance of real lead in petrol.. and lots of it!
They're not just a pile-it-high and sell-it-cheap merchant, it seems that they are working with partners to develop a lot of environmentally friendly fuels, plus some really advanced stuff for the future.
I think it's shocking - sending petrol is the post is incredibly dangerous!


LOL ! ! very good Plodd !!

 

[Shude]

Genius

Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded (50 RON)
Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.

 

[SportsCoupeRich]

genius - i especially like the line in the 'about us' ....If you are american...let us spell this out for you!

Not PC but funny.

 

[andyw]

"Privacy

We create a great deal of personal information about you, including your name, buying habits, sexual orientation, credit cards details and TV watching habits. We will "accidentally" publish all this information on the web to cause you a huge amount of distress.

Not really.

In fact, we collect no personally identifiable information whatsoever. Our hosting company probably keeps some access logs though, and we get some pretty statistics from these. But that's it. Honest."

Excellent!!

 

[BenzComander]

I must be tired today, because just for a moment...........

 

[SportsCoupeRich]

I must be tired today, because just for a moment...........

I can sell you some petrol!

 

[pammy]

in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries.

pure class

Have a narna for an ace find :bannana: :bannana:

I'm gonna send it to hubby to see if he bites

 

[saorbust]

That is just superb. Nice one.

 

[BenzComander]

I can sell you some petrol!

I'll take 600litres of unleaded please, can you deliver??

 

[stwat]

Rainbow Diesels!


"We can colour your diesel any way you like it - for the very first time, you can have a fuel that coordinates with your corporate livery. At present we can supply Orange, Blue, Yellow and Purple Diesel for only a small mark-up on our standard prices."

Class.

Stu

 

[230K]

Hi

Tried to order 1000L of white diesel but their ordering system was down, i will keep trying because at 55p/L it is good value.


230K

 

[glojo]

I hear they are considering putting it on tap, but only during the hours of darkness. Send the money and just turn on your domestic tap.

Hot tap will be diesel, cold tap, petrol?

John

 

[Bugblatter]

I was in luck! The ordering system is up and running. I'm waiting for 50 litres of white diesel through my letterbox on Monday morning!

 

[Copiertech]

my Pu-239 arrived in just 3 working days. now i just need to top up the fluid in my flux capacitor and its a wee trip to check next weeks lottery numbers.