How to fix the Lycra nutter issue

[jfhuk]

https://www.facebook.com/Speisa/videos/1728149114095047/

 

[James Copeland]

The DUKE still rules

 

[flango]

I've got a better way I creep up behind them silently in electric mode, then press the R button then the intelligent frequency exhausts open, give it some revs, the car growls and they sh*t themselves and wobble all over, now thats what I call sport

 

[Meldrew2]

I've just got back from a holiday in Mallorca and the Lycra menace there is unbelievable. On the narrow hairpin mountain roads in the Tramuntana region there are literally thousands of cyclists. Trying to pass them on uphill stretches on roads hardly wide enough for two cars is enough of a challenge, but the way they race downhill, taking a racing line on blind hairpin bends is completely suicidal!

How we managed the journeys without catastrophe I can only put down to luck. The cyclists appeared to have no sense of self-preservation at all.

 

[Deleted member 6183]

I've got a better way I creep up behind them silently in electric mode, then press the R button then the intelligent frequency exhausts open, give it some revs, they look around to see who farted.

Absolutely