I followed a CLK55 this morning

[Alfie]

This is a true story.

I was on my way into Woking this morning driving along the Chobham road. Up in front, one of those Prius (spit spit yuk) things pulled out in front of me. It was in that awful flat mid blue colour. I honestly felt sick looking at it. My stomach turned at how hideously ugly it was. I've seen nicer looking piles of canine excrement!

So, as he turned onto the A320, I nipped past him. Easily done, even in an A160 diesel, as captain cautious was obviously running on his washing machine motor at the time. Imagine my utter delight as I came up behind a lovely W208 CLK55. My stomach immediately felt so much better. I genuinely felt much happier. I smiled. I looked at the car and appreciated the fine lines. I followed it into the town centre feeling much better. Meanwhile captain slow was bumbling along behind in his excuse for an orthopaedic shoe.

The only thing missing from the Prius badge on the back is the 'c' and the 'k' in between the 'i' and the 'u'

 

[imadoofus]

My stomach immediately felt so much better.

That's because you were previously suffering EFW (Exhaust Fume Withdrawal)


PJ

 

[glojo]

I wonder how you would have felt if the Prius had overtook the CLK

ALFIE, ALFIE... wake up, I was joking. Please get up

I see absolutely NO sense whatsoever in buying these Toyota thingie's and strongly disagree with anyone that suggests they are the way forward. Sadly Toyota have invested heavily in our country so we must expect to be brainwashed into thinking hey are the best thing since the CLKK DTM

Regards
John

 

[C240Sport97]

An man of excellent taste ..

A small refresher to keep your mood good ...

This is a true story.

Imagine my utter delight as I came up behind a lovely W208 CLK55. My stomach immediately felt so much better. I genuinely felt much happier. I smiled. I looked at the car and appreciated the fine lines. I followed it into the town centre feeling much better. Meanwhile captain slow was bumbling along behind in his excuse for an orthopaedic shoe.

 

[mr. shr]

Alfie,
I hope you waved to your mum as you overtook her?!?! ;-)

 

[mr. shr]

Alfie,
I hope you waved to your mum as you overtook her?!?! ;-)

Sorry Alfie my mistake. I think it was Oliver's mum that bought one, wasn't it?

 

[Alfie]

Alfie,
I hope you waved to your mum as you overtook her?!?! ;-)

My mums one is metallic black. Its the only semi good thing about it!

 

[mr. shr]

D'Oh, appologies to Oliver, I got it wrong again.

Should just get back to doing some work here!!

 

[Alfie]

D'Oh, appologies to Oliver, I got it wrong again.

Should just get back to doing some work here!!

I should think so to. Its a nasty nasty insult to say someones mum has a Prius! I should know!!!!!

 

[mr. shr]

I should think so to. Its a nasty nasty insult to say someones mum has a Prius! I should know!!!!!

Yes sorry. I feel like a right Prius!! (With a 'c' and 'k' appropriately located.)