I used to work for a removal company and on this job one day there was a fantastic old wardrobe in the main bedroom that wouldn't come out because the owner had had a loft extension done that dropped the ceiling in the staircase too much.
Any ideas ? Says he
Yes sure , cut it in half we say , thinking take the doors off , cut the top , down the back and across the bottom , and get a chippy to join it all back together at the new place. You'd never see the cuts , and this thing was beautiful , French polished and glossy.
Off we go to move things from other rooms , shuh shuh , shuh shuh , shuh shuh we hear from the other room
All done , the owner announces, we go in there and were literally speechless for a couple of seconds. He'd sawn it horizontally although to be fair he had taken the doors off.
Ruined. Scrap.