S Class - One careful previous owner.

[Steve_Perry]

The remains of Georgian President Eduard Shevardnadze's armoured car following a 1998 assassination attempt. At least 10 men ambushed his motorcade with rocket-propelled grenades. Three died in the incident but President Shevardnadze walked uninjured from the car.

And you thought the daily commute was bad? At least his alloy wheel centre caps still look in good nick.

S.

 

[Steve_Perry]

Heh, how about a caption competition? No prizes though

I'll kick things off...

The bloke kneeling down is saying...

*sharp intake of breath* Well we'll have to hook it up to the diagnostic computer before we can say for sure what your problem is.



S.

 

[Shude]

Originally posted by Steve_Perry
President Shevardnadze walked uninjured from the car.

hopefully into his nearest mercedes stealership

Originally posted by Steve_Perry
*sharp intake of breath* Well we'll have to hook it up to the diagnostic computer before we can say for sure what your problem is.

Don't be silly Steve, you can see from here it was the MAS at fault!

 

[fuzzer]

I knew london was bad , but , not that bad !!

 

[scotth_uk]

Dear sir,

I am terribly sorry about your dog.....

 

[janner]

Complete S-Class interior for sale - Small brown stain on seat.

 

[Big Ed]

Mercedes dealer PDI standards slide to new lows.......owner commented that "they surely should have noticed THIS at the factory??"

 

[jaymanek]

hmmm wonder if the soft close doors still work

 

[Flyer]

Dealer: "Don't worry, mate - it'll easily polish out"

or

Dealer: "They're all like that - that's how they come from the factory"

or

Shevardwhatsisname: "Bloody trolleys - I'm not shopping at bloody Sainsbury's again!"



EDIT: Sorry, just read Big Ed's properly - obviously thinking along the same lines

 

[pluggers]

The paint they use nowadays isn't what it used to be? The slightest bit of bird Poo and it just starts too flake off.

 

[Dieselman]

Mobilo life technician

"Don't wory Sir it looks like a little localised overheating. A new head gasket and you will soon be on your way."

 

[PJH]

Originally posted by Steve_Perry


And you thought the daily commute was bad?


S.

A fine example of Ultimate Road Rage !


This reminds me of a boot sticker I once saw:-

Insured with The Mafia
You hit me, we hit you.

 

[andy_k]

bloke kneeling in front of car

"OK then which of you has nicked the star off the bonnet then?"

Andy

 

[mw_C32]

Mr Hussain (in middle of picture) tells his chauffeur not to put them British flags on the front of the car whilst the Americans are still around!!!

 

[Ian B Walker]

Originally posted by Steve_Perry

Insurance? what insurance are we talking here? (Three men in the background)

 

[cbenz]

caption

Salesman :

" Well gents, this is our newest model. It comes with the limited edition Urban Decay Pack, featuring.......

1) Smoked glass, well in fact, pretty much smoked everything, that's how our customers like things.

2) A new colour, Bombed Out Black, very similar to Obsidian Black only the suspended metallic flakes are much larger resulting in a more textured finish.

3) Run flat tyres, in fact they only run flat, again Sir, that's how our customers like things.

4) A special aerodynamic scoop in the bonnet which also doubles as a light-weight intercooler for the Kompressor. The car says Kompressor all over and to help emphasis this, the designers have given it an unmistakeable compressed look.

Everything about the car is perfect and well within manuafcturer specified tolerances. Demand outstrips supply so I'm unable to offer any specific discounts, I mean, I could sell 10 at that price today."

 

[Flyer]

The Police unveiled their new anti-speeding campaign today, following the firebombing of their Gatso speed scameras.

Richard "**** to my friends" Brunstorm, head of North Wales Police said, "We take speeding very seriously here in North Wales and I'm a bit cheesed off that motorist scum have destroyed my precious revenue earners. I have decided therefore that I am going to reclaim the roads and any scum, err ... motorist who exceeds the speed limit will feel the full weight of the law on their heads ... shoulders ... arms and legs."

Mr Brunstorm personally fired the rocket-propelled grenade at the first motorist who exceeded the speed limit. Mr Eduard Shevardnardze, of 10 Rose Gardens, Moscow, was racing along at 30.3 mph in a 30mph zone.

Mr Brunstorm said afterwards, "Mr Shevardnardze is a menace to society and is no better than a drug dealer or murderer. I am determined to stamp out speeding motorist scum". Unfortunately, Mr Brunstorm was unable to catch any more speeding motorists as his custom-designed, RPG was stolen whilst he was congratulating himself. He screamed, "It was motorist scum wot did it!". Police are searching for two men, dressed in blue uniforms with blue helmets.

(Sorry, got a bit carried away )