Think you will all love this

[Thmsshaun]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-escort-m...4QQihZ017QQcategoryZ21654QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem




A friend is looking for an cheap Escort for his GF as a christmas present. She is yet to pass her test and whilst trawling Ebay came across this. I am simply lost for words. Although these three smilies sum up my thoughts


Enjoy

 

[Shude]

I especially like the fact that it has no MOT or TAX, and that it also has no catalytic converter. BUT it does optionally come with some extra alloys

Embarrased by your bonnet vent? Why have just the one when you can have TWO! Both Evo and Scooby taken care of there, not to mention the electronic dumpvalve noise generator!

What a beautiful example!

 

[KillerHERTZ]

Nice headlights, until it rains and they steam up like a Turkish Bath on a cold day.

 

[wallingd]

Actually 3 different styles of alloy: the official 1999 ones, the dumbo 17s + the small 5-star blobby ones.

 

[Spinal]

Lol, I loved it so much I even put an offer on it

Think he'll accept? (I put a whole £10 )

Michele

 

[Howard]

Shocking

But give the guy some credit, he's put an awful lot of work into the bodywork and paintjob .....( i know its hard to tell the quality of finish , but it would seem pointelss to do a bad job when you are putting that much work into it)

Just a shame its on an old sh****r .....

I would rather be pushed around by Wee Man in a shopping trolley than drive that .....

 

[fatherpierre]

So bad it's

 

[kwakdonut]

Awful Awful Awful...... each to his (or her) own I suppose! Bad enough having little boy living down the road with his bog std Essy with drainpipe exhaust and expensive lights

 

[nickg]

Lol, I loved it so much I even put an offer on it

Think he'll accept? (I put a whole £10 )

Michele

Are you mad?
I wouldn't take that p.o.s. away if he paid me £1500.

I especially love the "walnut" interior trim.

 

[nickg]

Shocking

But give the guy some credit, he's put an awful lot of work into the bodywork and paintjob .....( i know its hard to tell the quality of finish , but it would seem pointelss to do a bad job when you are putting that much work into it)

Just a shame its on an old sh****r .....

I would rather be pushed around by Wee Man in a shopping trolley than drive that .....

I wouldn't worry. I'm sure the bodywork quality is as sh*t as the rest of it.

 

[janner]

I like the question from a potential buyer..
"Q: i wood pay cash what is nears airport re kevin "

 

[mbz 6]

Chavtastic

 

[pammy]

Chavtastic

'ey up stranger How's it going?

 

[lotusmark2]

If it had a nice V8 under the bonnet I'd buy it just for Ha Ha's




















EDIT
NOT

 

[mbz 6]

Hi
Pammy.
Everything is fine
Not been on the forum much, had a busy summer working and building a fish pond. I am now an expert at digging up tree stumps.
Just the rest of the garden to landscape next year,lots more digging to do.

 

[Ian B Walker]

'ey up stranger How's it going?

Seconded

Hope that Brabus is tucked up for winter. We all missed it this year

 

[glojo]

He has even got an extra crook lock on the steering wheel

Not MOT'd or taxed, but some of his pictures show it parked on the highway!

Like Howard I appreciate the work that has gone into the car, but I can understand why some folks might not want to be seen in it.

John

 

[mbz 6]

Hi Ian
Both the Brabus and the SLK are snoozing in carcoons for the winter

 

[Spinal]

Are you mad?
I wouldn't take that p.o.s. away if he paid me £1500.

I especially love the "walnut" interior trim.

I'm sure I can use those tyes... And a car like that must weight around 800/1000kg, which the scrap metal dealer will be happy to buy

 

[scotth_uk]

If he'd part with it for 250 quid, I'd buy it. We could then hold a "Watch Scott drive the shi**er into a big tree at 30mph GTG" to celebrate.