Think you will all love this

[GazCaff]

If he'd part with it for 250 quid, I'd buy it. We could then hold a "Watch Scott drive the shi**er into a big tree at 30mph GTG" to celebrate.

Or a dozen of us could club together and buy it only to hand over the money and then smash it to pieces with lump hammers on his driveway!

Sorry, poor Escort, a mercy killing is the best we can offer!

 

[evdok]

No ''Kevin n Tracey'' windscreen sticker?

 

[Thmsshaun]

Loving some of those replies I knew you lot wouldn't let me down.

 

[jimti]

You have to admire his honesty listing all those bad bits..I was hoping that when I got to the bottom of the list he was going to list the good bits as well.

I was also impressed that he swapped the wheels around in the photo's to give us an idea how it would look with the different set ups

 

[saorbust]

I love the spelling mistakes. Obviously a chap with a sound English GCSE.

Offer him a million Lire - he'd probably take it thinking he'd won the lottery.

That car would be great as target practise in a shooting competition.

I'm wondering if Top Gear can buy it and then have it destroyed in some 'theatrical' fashion.