Very childish but……….

[Giantvanman]

I saw this George Harrison memorial tree in California eaten by beetles - Telegraph

and thought I'd share. I felt guilt about laughing until I read the whole text.

 

[TDE1]

Read it earlier, and immediately tried to think up alternatives.

Gave up after picturing Davy Jones's memorial getting vandalised by monkeys.

 

[Druk]

They say Keith Moon choked to death on a Mars bar.

 

[TDE1]

They say Keith Moon choked to death on a Mars bar.

Who?

 

[ringway]

Elvis Presley was unlucky. After so many number ones, he died trying to do a number two.