Frank O' Phile
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pictures 5 and 7 are hilarious.
Work of tortured genius.
Work of tortured genius.
Great description on the advert!
ENGINE: Yep it has one of them
BRAKES: Yep we have some!
BODYWORK: Removed face lift front end for an older crap looking one, de-wipered front and back (never rains here), smothered washer jets, ariel, side indicators and rear handle. Flared rear arches, retrimed roof, one off roof rack with a Raleigh Tomahawk, beer barrel and rat think on (changes daily), loads of stickers and stencils (again change daily) some rust here and there.
INTERIOR: Custom Interior consisting off, full cream leather, fosters indicator stalks, 50+, KY, condom dispenser, lots of general crap, fruit machine heater controls and lights, beaded seat covers, more general crap, custom one off clocks, a full 8'' chain steering wheel, retrimed roof lining, mini bar, optics and lava lamp (of course!),
ICE: State of the art multi media set up consisting off, Atari 2600 woody, Ghetto blaster, 18'' Colour TV with built in ariel, CB, some knackered old amps and speakers
SECURITY: The way it looks – who would want to steal this?
ENGINE: Yep it has one of them
BRAKES: Yep we have some!
BODYWORK: Removed face lift front end for an older crap looking one, de-wipered front and back (never rains here), smothered washer jets, ariel, side indicators and rear handle. Flared rear arches, retrimed roof, one off roof rack with a Raleigh Tomahawk, beer barrel and rat think on (changes daily), loads of stickers and stencils (again change daily) some rust here and there.
INTERIOR: Custom Interior consisting off, full cream leather, fosters indicator stalks, 50+, KY, condom dispenser, lots of general crap, fruit machine heater controls and lights, beaded seat covers, more general crap, custom one off clocks, a full 8'' chain steering wheel, retrimed roof lining, mini bar, optics and lava lamp (of course!),
ICE: State of the art multi media set up consisting off, Atari 2600 woody, Ghetto blaster, 18'' Colour TV with built in ariel, CB, some knackered old amps and speakers
SECURITY: The way it looks – who would want to steal this?
crammy69
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I remember seeing that in Retro Cars Mag, that kit in the back is OTT, but then looks like they dont take themselves at all seriously thats for sure!. At a grand its gotta be a cheap bit of fun for someone (not me tho)
dino645
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This guy is aving a laugh at his own car - he must be permanently high - hence the ridiculous £1k asking price. If I was him , I'd be selling the gramaphone and similarly aged TV, and then using those proceeds to pay to have it removed!
Kompressor_Dude
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I'd pay that for the 'Jim couldn't fix this' sticker in the rear window 
Doodle
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That's not a proper rat...far too tidy, and where's the matt black paint applied with a stick?
Rob77
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You're certainly describing what I think of as a rat bike. Never heard (or thought) of a rat car before but I guess that one's fairly amusing.
Doodle
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Done a few in my time, not quite with a stick (proper prep, masking up etc etc) but it's still satin black from a rattle can
EDZ649
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Don't be unfair, he's put a lot of time into getting it just right! 
Frank O' Phile
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I'd pay that for the 'Jim couldn't fix this' sticker in the rear window
Or the 'This is not an Abandoned Vehicle' sticker in the centre.
MPG
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It's got an Atari 2600 in the boot - happy memories !!! :bannana:
