An hour of pleasure

[CE230]

Cleaning the chrome surround and gunsight :bannana:

Next on list is to fix the scrapes on the black bumper inserts and I have been looking at the Halfraud products to do this. Has anyone used these or is there an alternative that could recommended?

 

[Sp!ke]

New front bumber insert is £13 @ ECP.

I fitted one yesterday.

 

[Meldrew2]

Sorry, but your title is misleading.

To me, an hour of pleasure involves Keira Knightley and a bottle of massage oil.......

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[Chattonmill]

 

[verytalldave]

Only an hour ? ? ? ? ? ?...................... ! ! ! ! !? ? ? !! ??! ?

 

[KillerHERTZ]

Only an hour ? ? ? ? ? ?...................... ! ! ! ! !? ? ? !! ??! ?

A couple of min's should do it

 

[A210AMG]

An hour.... your just boasting

 

[Geezer]

An hour.... your just boasting

I'm a 27 seconds guy and that includes saying, "Hello, my name is Pete!"

 

[popuptoaster]

plenty of time for her to wash the car afterwards.

 

[flango]

, "Hello, my name is Pete!"

Is that classed as foreplay?

 

[d w124]

I'm a 27 seconds guy and that includes saying, "Hello, my name is Pete!"

you`re a champ

 

[CE230]

Sorry, but your title is misleading.

To me, an hour of pleasure involves Keira Knightley and a bottle of massage oil.......

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Damn you, I had to lie down in a dark room for an hour after the thoughts that provoked.

 

[DSLiverpool]

Im a 27 second guy that includes opening the bottle, swallowing the pill and praying .....

 

[Meldrew2]

Is that classed as foreplay?

Australian foreplay takes about 3 seconds..........


"OK Sheila... brace yourself"


:bannana:

 

[kth286]

Australian foreplay takes about 3 seconds..........


"OK Sheila... brace yourself"


:bannana:

Everyone is asking me what's going on - I just cannot stop laughing at the above.

 

[KillerHERTZ]

2 days (maybe more):

10 secs, (maybe less):

 

[Howard]

That top ones not real surely ?

 

[KillerHERTZ]

Photoshopped, note the halo effect around her, im sure the orignal wasnt far off it though!

 

[KillerHERTZ]

F*** off Legolas

 

[Howard]

If I had this at home , i would never leave the house ..... She's from Teddington too !!