Finding Mr Right............

[mr. shr]

Are we all saying yes to number 2?

Surely the answer to this one depends on who we're asking (and how many drinks we've bought them!!??)

 

[BTB 500]

The attached photo below of yours truly may give you a small insight as to at least some of the points I dont quite match up to.......................

You mean your bike's not silver ?

 

[purplegoddess]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

 

[verytalldave]

Are we all saying yes to number 2?

Surely the answer to this one depends on who we're asking (and how many drinks we've bought them!!??)

My "truthful" answer was in fact no.
But I could be open to arguement on the point...........

 

[mr. shr]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

That improves with alcopops!!!

 

[verytalldave]

................or beer glasses..........

 

[mr. shr]

My "truthful" answer was in fact no.
But I could be open to arguement on the point...........

Well you don't do anything for me, but could be persuaded if that's a Rolex you're wearing!?!

 

[janner]

The attached photo below of yours truly may give you a small insight as to at least some of the points I dont quite match up to.......................

Women are bound to be impressed with an office so big you need a bicycle to get around it.

 

[Carrotchomper]

The whole top 20 points for reference..........

1. at least 5' 10" tall Yes
2. good looking Debatable
3. 12.5 stone in weight Exactly
4. earns more than £30,000 Just...
5. blue eyes No (Cosmetic contacts, here we come...)
6. short dark brown hair Yes (Needs cutting though)
7. medium build Yes
8. BA degree Yes
9. never been married Yes
10. no children That I know of
11. 3 previous serious relationships Yes, well 2 1/2 at least...
12. clean shaven Yes
13. drives a silver Mercedes Pending- Just seen a nice CLK... Does grey Honda count?!?
14. enjoys cinema Yes
15. likes eating out Yes
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners Possibly a no
17. owns a £300,000 house Nope
18. non smoker Yes
19. dislikes football Yes- Is this a missing chromosome?!?
20. likes pets Yes

Form an orderly queue ladies

 

[purplegoddess]

The whole top 20 points for reference..........

1. at least 5' 10" tall Yes
2. good looking Debatable
3. 12.5 stone in weight Exactly
4. earns more than £30,000 Just...
5. blue eyes No (Cosmetic contacts, here we come...)
6. short dark brown hair Yes (Needs cutting though)
7. medium build Yes
8. BA degree Yes
9. never been married Yes
10. no children That I know of
11. 3 previous serious relationships Yes, well 2 1/2 at least...
12. clean shaven Yes
13. drives a silver Mercedes Pending- Just seen a nice CLK... Does grey Honda count?!?
14. enjoys cinema Yes
15. likes eating out Yes
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners Possibly a no
17. owns a £300,000 house Nope
18. non smoker Yes
19. dislikes football Yes- Is this a missing chromosome?!?
20. likes pets Yes

Form an orderly queue ladies

then we start askin questions like any heart,liver disease or diabetes in your family
any cases of mass murderers ect

and worst ...
what do you think of weddings and children

 

[gina2201]

Ha ha, Loose Women are discussing this right now! How weird...

 

[Carrotchomper]

Ha ha, Loose Women are discussing this right now! How weird...

How dare you describe the forum ladies in such a manner!

 

[mr. shr]

So what's the pass mark?
That list is all about 20 things that women "would like"
But surely you'll settle for say, 12 or 14 out of twenty?

Come on ladies, how many of you out there are really hooked up to a 20/20 guy?

I mean, even James Bond is known for his Aston Martins!!

 

[gina2201]

The whole top 20 points for reference..........

1. at least 5' 10" tall (agree, you have to be taller than me!)
2. good looking (debatable, personality can win me over but there are limits!)
3. 12.5 stone in weight (odd one, not too over heavy for their build/height etc)
4. earns more than £30,000 (doesn't come into it for me (much) )
5. blue eyes (nonsense, any colour except black or red)
6. short dark brown hair (spose so..)
7. medium build (or there abouts)
8. BA degree (whats one of those? Ha ha, doesn't bother me)
9. never been married (would prefer)
10. no children (definitely!)
11. 3 previous serious relationships (about right)
12. clean shaven (yep, rugged look may suffice now and then)
13. drives a silver Mercedes (any Merc will do, old OR new)
14. enjoys cinema (not a big deffo, but would be nice)
15. likes eating out (yes please, or can cook)
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners (hmmm ideally)
17. owns a £300,000 house (make that £3million..)
18. non smoker (deffo!!)
19. dislikes football (don't agree here, don't mind either way)
20. likes pets (yep, horses would be a good one....)

I'm not too fussy! Honest......

 

[robert.saunders]

I think it only right we answer these points, not sure how relevant it is for me though

1. at least 5' 10" tall - no
2. good looking - sure!
3. 12.5 stone in weight - a bit more
4. earns more than £30,000 - yes
5. blue eyes - no
6. short dark brown hair - yes
7. medium build - yes
8. BA degree - no
9. never been married - correct
10. no children - correct
11. 3 previous serious relationships - almost
12. clean shaven - yes
13. drives a silver Mercedes - a silver Mondeo
14. enjoys cinema - yes
15. likes eating out - yes
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners - er...
17. owns a £300,000 house - no
18. non smoker - correct
19. dislikes football - correct
20. likes pets - yes

 

[del320]

16/20 - and I don't have a silver Merc.

I'm 12.5 stone - plus another 2 stone if you include my legs.

 

[Madeira Jon]

1. at least 5' 10" tall NO
2. good looking ?
3. 12.5 stone in weight NO
4. earns more than £30,000 RETIRED
5. blue eyes YES
6. short dark brown hair NO
7. medium build NO
8. BA degree NO but Ph.D
9. never been married NO
10. no children NO
11. 3 previous serious relationships NO (Many more!)
12. clean shaven NO
13. drives a silver Mercedes NO
14. enjoys cinema NO
15. likes eating out NO
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners NO Dont be daft, I hope you mean a night.
17. owns a £300,000 house NO
18. non smoker YES at last!!!!
19. dislikes football NO
20. likes pets YES

Holy Mother... does that mean I've gotto become gay?

 

[verytalldave]

No.
It means you are honest.
Thats all..............

 

[hawk20]

Well all I can say is it is not doing me much good, I have the silver MB, its an SL at that, nice house, I am a wonderful kind loving, generous, thoughtful, helpful person, I cook and iron, wash and clean, very Verile, serve tea and breakfast in bed, and more

What more can I say

You left out and modest as well

 

[280gee]

I'm 12.5 stone - plus another 2 stone if you include my legs.