Happy Birthday to Kinky!!

[Kinky]

Thanks for all the happy birthdays and things (and esp you Pammy for the lovely story - my mum must have grassed me up).

Basically I have to confess that I have nothing else to do today - so I thought I'd bring my birthday forward 7 months.

And I'm having a great day so far.

Thank you.

K

 

[pammy]

Giz the kisses back you rotter

 

[PJH]

Thanks for all the happy birthdays and things (and esp you Pammy for the lovely story - my mum must have grassed me up).

Basically I have to confess that I have nothing else to do today - so I thought I'd bring my birthday forward 7 months.

And I'm having a great day so far.

Thank you.

K

I think K was worried I would spill the beans.
That's it until Sept 13th

 

[Gizmo750]

HAHAHA brilliant - total gobshite!

 

[sym]

Its Friday 13th, Not April 1st !!! Did you decide to bring that forward a couple of months too !!

Well Happy Friday anyway

S.

 

[robert.farmer]

happy birthday Kinky, sorry its a bit late.

 

[sym]

happy birthday Kinky, sorry its a bit late.

Robert

If you re-read the thread, you'll find that its not late at all - in fact much too early !!!!

S.

 

[weebobster]

Happy motoring.....birthday I mean

 

[Steve_Perry]

D'Oh!! I just go by what the forum main page tells me...

Are you like the queen then Kinky? 2 Birthdays

S.

 

[Kinky]

Are you like the queen then Kinky? 2 Birthdays
S.

Nahhh. I kinda figured that I'll be busy on my birthday, and as I was having a quiet day today it made sense to bring it forward a few months.

Kinda strange though ..... me mums not send me a card yet

She never forgets!

K

 

[robert.farmer]

Blaa, boobed again, just read the main page, oh bugger it, HAPPY BIRTHDAY again.

 

[Ian B Walker]

Right!............ Thats it!............... I want mi pint back

 

[Kinky]

Dearest alter ego,

I shall return your pint of arthur to you personally in a few weeks. And I shall take immense please in doing so.

K

 

[Ian B Walker]

There will be no need M8, I will willingly buy you a jar or two for the fun here on the forum that you have allowed me to enjoy. BUT THE NEXT TWO, YOU BUY !!

 

[Kinky]

.... BUT THE NEXT TWO, YOU BUY !!

Erm .... tell you what.

I'll arm-wrestle you for it.

K

P.S. - I hope we won't get too drunk ..... I know we'll start one of these ... My mercs better than yours .... I've got chrome heater rings ... what have you got.

P.P.S. - I can see it all now.

P.P.P.S - "Mercedes Club riot in York"

 

[Ian B Walker]

Yorkshire Post 3 April 2004

"Mercedes Club riot in York"

It was noticed today in York that a number of inferior shiny grey Mercedes owners were battling against the Owners of True Mercedes. It appears that there was some discussion of the merits of colored ownership. The Northern Beer was flowing freely and insults were traded. The local populance are, as one Lady put it, "gobsmacked" that nearly grown people could be so abusive to the colored set. The North / South divide was soon neutralised by the colored owners when a Gentleman who we believe has a name of "Kinky" put his hand in his pocket and brought out dane geld to purchase the amber nectar. It was pointed out to said Gentleman that Dane geld was an out of date currency in this part of the world. He proceded to ask what the exchange rate for pounds shillings and pence was. Once again he was informed that it too was an old currency and not used in this part of the world. A Mr Nice Guy, another colored owner, felt sorry for his Southern counterpart and offered to purchace him said fluid. The shiny grey people were mortified at this gesture and demanded similar treatment. The police are now looking for a Lady in a shiny grey puddle jumper who they think is using the name "two fags". Anyone knowing the whereabouts of this Lady should inform their local Police Force as they wish to question her with regard to insighting a riot.

 

[Kinky]

A brilliant read - very well done Lord Walker Sir.

Hummmm ..... a very interesting ode to a valentine !

K