I had an amusing moment on the road last night
Having been over at my mum's I was on my way home , in the SL , and was about to join the M9 northbound at Earl's Gate roundabout in Grangemouth .
Immediately before the motorway on ramp , there's an exit from a petrol station/McDonalds and , as I came round the roundabout one car shot out in front of me from this exit , causing me to lift off the throttle , the car behind him , a blue Audi , which I think would have done the same but for my presence , jammed on his brakes .
With him stopped , I accelerated smartly up the on ramp , until I started to catch up with a slow moving hatchback ahead , and had to lift off . In the meantime , Mr Audi , which turned out to be some kind of souped up thing with a turbocharger I could hear spinning and waste gate dumping loudly as he went on and off throttle , appeared rapidly behind and so close I couldn't see the front of his car behind my bootlid .
Momentarily , we reached the carriageway , and I pulled out to pass the hatchback , with Mr Audi right 'up my chuff' ; having passed the hatchback , and the Artic it had pulled out behind , and now doing 70 mph myself , I pulled over to let the Audi pass , which it did and proceeded to accelerate to Warp 9 .
By the time I had reached 'The Kelpies' , which are maybe 300 yds from the on ramp , the Audi was almost at the end of the 2 mile straight ( so his speed was somewhat on the high side ) and I saw his brake lights come on in the distance ...
By the time I reached the end of the straight , a minute or two later , there he was on the hard shoulder , with a police BMW behind him , blue lights ablaze . Of course , I knew from local knowledge that there was one of those elevated motorway patrol points , where police patrol cars often sit , just around that bend - but Mr Audi clearly didn't .
It was , of course , ungentlemanly to laugh as I went by - but I'm afraid I did