BaldGuy
MB Enthusiast
A lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then
spots
the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel
the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very
embarrassed,
she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little
accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just
touching it, you are going to shit yourself if I tell you the
price."
spots
the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel
the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very
embarrassed,
she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little
accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just
touching it, you are going to shit yourself if I tell you the
price."
