1. Would you class all Buggati, Bentley, McClaren, Audi, Porsche drivers lunatics?, as their rear wings are designed to come in automatically at speeds over 90mph and upwards. (Audi? - no they are lunatics!)
FYI....it's McLaren...not McClaren !
But on a more serious note, those cars were designed / developed and tested in wind tunnels by accredited engineers who have the relevant expertise, not someone who tinkers about with cardboard templates a toolbox of Halford spanners and a boxset of Top Gear......ask me to put my kidney transplant in the hands of a surgeon or a GP....I know the answer !!!
2. Who is the worst driver on the motorway, the guy doing 90 in the 3rd lane or the driver sat in the middle lane doing 50 with lorry drivers up his / her backside?.
Finkzy gave you the answer to this already, but neglected to mention that the driver doing 90mph is most assuredly breaking the law and by a considerable margin, personally I'd rather an RTA with a car at 50mph than have you barrel across three lanes at 90mph because a bolt sheared on your 'project'.
3. The car does not understeer at speed - please believe me! I am still alive, the car is still alive! - it is not an ex - parrot!!!
Sorry, where in any of my posts did I mention 'understeer', my grasp of your OP was that it was 'twitchy' !
4. Why did i buy the C63AMG Coupe - let me think?, fuel economy - nope, less wear on my rear tyres so less cutting down of rubber trees - nope. I bought it because it has a sod off 6.3 engine and it goes like the Starship Enterprise, and it makes me smile every time i switch it on.
I wouldn't fault you in that instance, I'm happy it makes you smile.
5. Why did MB add a rear wing and front canards to the Black Series if the std C63 design, after years of development, and money was / is so good? - TKvs?
By virtue of the same marketing strategy and outlook that all manufacturers conspire to, increased profit via market / brand awareness, exclusivity, no different from all those Tresemme / Dove adverts for women.
6. The said rear wing does not have a sign fitted to it saying " all other C63 drivers are w**k" - TKvs
I never claimed that it did.
7. Bellow my dear boy - if you are driving along the motorway, and you spot a C63 at 500 foot in the air, you will know the wing has bent backwards and created lift!!!.
One never bellows my 'dear boy', it's unbecoming and should remain the preserve of the company drill sergeant
8. The car does not go light at the front end at speed, it does not understeer. Please believe me!
I believe you, really, I do, it must be the shadows from all those motorway overhead lights that cause it to go 'twitchy' whilst trying to bounce off the rev limiter
9. On a more serious note - SPX - no mate the boot works as per normal, opens and closes fully without hitting rear window or roof. What I have found though, as its now a fraction heavier, the boot has a tendency to close on its own while your getting the shopping out and hits your head.Ouch!