this is very funny
Oh I do hope this is a real garage invoice ………
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Not sure if it's genuine but it's been doing the rounds for sometime.
It's certainly very plausible
The VAT number is genuine...
It's certainly very plausible
The VAT number is genuine...
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Well not unusual occurrences when repairing customers' cars .
Years and years ago, a friend who was a tech at Taylors of Gloucester (Ford dealers) had to deal with a "trade in" that exhibited a "strange smell " . Traced to coming from the car's dash vents when heater was used, and the vents controls didn't work to well, so he investigated .
Only to discover upon opening up the whole heater system that it was full of loaded french letters " that had presumably fell into the de-frost vents through the dash. Yuck!
I suppose it can be worse, in memory of the1960's from working in a Truck shop as an apprentice in came Albion Reiver on the hook with an engine failed.
To remove the engine we had to remove the internal engine covers and the thing stunk like a lion's den. There was hole cut in the cab floor near the pedals so that the driver could pee without stopping.
But it got worse!
The passengers the cab was full of debris and compressed heavy cargo canvas tarps.
Prying it all out we discovered a decomposing collie dog and refuse/trash, dung in bags etc !
The cab had to be stream cleaned /sanitized with Detol before could start the job.
On this side firearms under the seat, not sex toys are the biggest Oh Me Gawd moment when the seat won't go back & forth !
Judging by the models discovered 9mm Barretta and Glocks seem to be the the most popular, but we did uncover a nice engraved snub nose "38" in a Range Rover. Classy find !
Its all in days work fix'n cars !
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Years and years ago, a friend who was a tech at Taylors of Gloucester (Ford dealers) had to deal with a "trade in" that exhibited a "strange smell " . Traced to coming from the car's dash vents when heater was used, and the vents controls didn't work to well, so he investigated .
Only to discover upon opening up the whole heater system that it was full of loaded french letters " that had presumably fell into the de-frost vents through the dash. Yuck!
I suppose it can be worse, in memory of the1960's from working in a Truck shop as an apprentice in came Albion Reiver on the hook with an engine failed.
To remove the engine we had to remove the internal engine covers and the thing stunk like a lion's den. There was hole cut in the cab floor near the pedals so that the driver could pee without stopping.
But it got worse!
The passengers the cab was full of debris and compressed heavy cargo canvas tarps.
Prying it all out we discovered a decomposing collie dog and refuse/trash, dung in bags etc !
The cab had to be stream cleaned /sanitized with Detol before could start the job.
On this side firearms under the seat, not sex toys are the biggest Oh Me Gawd moment when the seat won't go back & forth !
Judging by the models discovered 9mm Barretta and Glocks seem to be the the most popular, but we did uncover a nice engraved snub nose "38" in a Range Rover. Classy find !
Its all in days work fix'n cars !
Tuercas viejas
(Sig Sauer 365X fan)
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There’s Something About Mary.
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Are you left-handed? Or just a fan of the brand?
Tuercas viejas
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Fan of the brand, really well made & accurate.
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Wow buddy , if it’s big enough to stop the seat moving it will knock your front teeth out if you aren’t careful !
