Two car garage

[Bobby Dazzler]

Nice job.... but I don't do estates!

Do you do duvets?

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

It turns out it's a real shame I didn't have the 35K to give to Mr Sytner for the Alpina in 1984 (I won't say we were skint, but the church mice had a whip-round for us)....
Not a million miles away from where I'm sat sitting right now is a B6 3.5S for sale and the pools win wouldn't get close to buying it
Alpina E30 B6 3.5 S 60/62 – restored

Oooof

 

[ToeKnee]

Toe, I am starting to think that you’re more than a bit weird, and possibly dangerous. And to think that I knowingly met you on a desolated motorway service station car park very early on a weekend morning. Baby D and I could have ended up rolled up in a carpet loosely covered by landfill.

Not because you don’t lust after cars, but because you enjoy reading this drivel. That’s weird.

I was equally as scared! When you pulled up I thought you was going to offer me a haircut........

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

I was equally as scared! When you pulled up I thought you was going to offer me a haircut........

I don’t go anywhere without being fully tooled-up.

 

[SpikyMikey]

I don’t go anywhere without being fully tooled-up.

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You forgot your crimpers...

 

[ToeKnee]

You forgot your crimpers...

Crimpers???? Crimpers??? I don't need no stinking crimpers.......

 

[SpikyMikey]

Oooof

I know. They always have some tasty stuff ; spot the M1 in the showroom.

 

[SpikyMikey]

Crimpers???? Crimpers??? I don't need no stinking crimpers.......

Aah, so you're more a hot brush kinda guy then?

 

[ToeKnee]

Aah, so you're more a hot brush kinda guy then?

You put a word in too much there Mikey.......

 

[SpikyMikey]

Aah, so you're more a hot brush kinda guy then?

You put a word in too much there Mikey.......

It's your age dear...

 

[ALFAitalia]

Do you do duvets?

No clue what that means!!!!

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

No clue what that means!!!!

In the late 1980s and most of the 1990’s two comedians - Trevor & Simon - had a child-friendly alternative comedy slot on Saturday morning television shows Going Live and Live & Kicking. Their best known catchphrase was “We don’t do duvets” from a sketch about a couple dry cleaners.

 

[HotSpur]

I played the £20K 2 car game last year for real and my garage now stores a near mint very low mileage Year 2000 E38 and a one previous owner from new immaculate 2004 R230 SL....

Although full disclosure, I also do run a current model saloon from Bavaria as a daily...

 

[SpikyMikey]

I played the £20K 2 car game last year for real and my garage now stores a near mint very low mileage Year 2000 E38 and a one previous owner from new immaculate 2004 R230 SL....

Although full disclosure, I also do run a current model saloon from Bavaria as a daily...

 

[HotSpur]

 

[SpikyMikey]

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The SL is a great colour combo, but my choice would be the 7er.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

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lovely

 

[ToeKnee]

The SL is a great colour combo, but my choice would be the 7er.

Remember the good old days, Mikey, when you had taste?

 

[SpikyMikey]

Remember the good old days, Mikey, when you had taste?

Had it then, have it now

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Next round

After your incredible run of 25 years of dodging your considerable tax bills, HMRC have finally caught up with you. Alongside a flashy lifestyle, much of your ill-gotten gains was spent on cars, and you had curated an enviable collection, with a storage barn packed full with iconic cars and classic racing cars.

Unfortunately you are not Bernie Eccleston, but the good news is that you can settle your eye watering tax bill and fine by selling off your entire collection of cars, with just enough left over to keep your home and £60,000 to buy two cars which will make sure that you maintain your flash reputation, to avoid word getting out about the fire sale.

So, what are you buying?