Two car garage

[Bobby Dazzler]

Nice job.... but I don't do estates!

Do you do duvets?

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

It turns out it's a real shame I didn't have the 35K to give to Mr Sytner for the Alpina in 1984 (I won't say we were skint, but the church mice had a whip-round for us)....
Not a million miles away from where I'm sat sitting right now is a B6 3.5S for sale and the pools win wouldn't get close to buying it
Alpina E30 B6 3.5 S 60/62 – restored

Oooof

 

[ToeKnee]

Toe, I am starting to think that you’re more than a bit weird, and possibly dangerous. And to think that I knowingly met you on a desolated motorway service station car park very early on a weekend morning. Baby D and I could have ended up rolled up in a carpet loosely covered by landfill.

Not because you don’t lust after cars, but because you enjoy reading this drivel. That’s weird.

I was equally as scared! When you pulled up I thought you was going to offer me a haircut........

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

I was equally as scared! When you pulled up I thought you was going to offer me a haircut........

I don’t go anywhere without being fully tooled-up.

 

[SpikyMikey]

I don’t go anywhere without being fully tooled-up.

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You forgot your crimpers...

 

[ToeKnee]

You forgot your crimpers...

Crimpers???? Crimpers??? I don't need no stinking crimpers.......

 

[SpikyMikey]

Oooof

I know. They always have some tasty stuff ; spot the M1 in the showroom.

 

[SpikyMikey]

Crimpers???? Crimpers??? I don't need no stinking crimpers.......

Aah, so you're more a hot brush kinda guy then?

 

[ToeKnee]

Aah, so you're more a hot brush kinda guy then?

You put a word in too much there Mikey.......

 

[SpikyMikey]

Aah, so you're more a hot brush kinda guy then?

You put a word in too much there Mikey.......

It's your age dear...

 

[ALFAitalia]

Do you do duvets?

No clue what that means!!!!

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

No clue what that means!!!!

In the late 1980s and most of the 1990’s two comedians - Trevor & Simon - had a child-friendly alternative comedy slot on Saturday morning television shows Going Live and Live & Kicking. Their best known catchphrase was “We don’t do duvets” from a sketch about a couple dry cleaners.