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brucemillar

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So yesterday we set off from Kent to visit my gran-daughters in Sussex. We are in the BMW 528i e39 Touring.

The roads are remarkably clear (good so far). Cruise control is on and we are wafting along at 68mph (This is true) As we join the M26 west, from the M20, I notice a back Golf joining in the outer of the two entry lanes (he is on my outside). He is sitting almost in my blind spot but clearly seen by his DRL's. I am still on cruise with an empty road ahead. My assumption is that he will pass us and be on his way. WRONG. He stays in my blind spot pulling alongside then dropping back in a cyclical motion from this point until 1 mile before the M25, a distance of about 19 miles!!. I have not disengaged cruise and I assume that he is also on cruise?

I now start to gain on an HGV expecting my traveling companion to either pass or drop back. He does neither!! So I indicate right and slowly start to move out (he is just behind me and not in danger of hitting me). AT this point he honks the horn, flashes his lights and makes some naughty hand signals.

We pass the HGV with him now sat on my rear bumper, I indicate left and pull in. He then takes up his previous position in my blind spot. As we enter the M25 he takes the outer entry lane with me in the inner entry lane. As I approach the end of the entry lane , he has pulled up into my blind spot again!! But now he makes it clear that we will have an accident if I attempt to enter the main carriageway. So I accelerate and move onto the live lane. At this point the light flashing, honking, hand signals starts again and continues until we pull off at Clackett Lane.

Why?

He was a bloke who looked about my age with a younger bloke sat in the passenger seat. He did not look like a boy racer. There was absolutely no provocation.

Why would anybody drive for nineteen miles on somebody's tail on an empty dual carriageway then object when that person needs to pass other traffic.

I have not published the Golf's plate and do not intend to do so. I just wonder what he thought as he drove off? Did he feel pleased at his idiocy?

Is nineteen miles a record?

We came off at the services as Mrs M was getting upset as were my daughters. I was having visions of pulling him over and dragging him out the car for a chat.
 
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You should grow up and be the bigger man!
YOU also felt the need to carry it on for 19 miles.........
 
Did you not feel the need to change your speed + or - to overtake the HGV so that the gap between you and the Golf was safe?

Maybe a little stubborn of both of you, especially given the fact that your Wife & daughters were upset and you were having confrontational thoughts.

I agree 19 miles of this is a little strange. After 1 mile I'd have got bored and changed my speed 5 MPH either way.
 
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I also find it disturbing that 4 time you mention he was in your
"blind spot" but you knew exactly where he was!
You also state that your wife and daughter were upset and that you were having visions of dragging him out of his car, I'll take an educated guess why!
I suggest that not only do you take anger management lessons, perhaps driving lessons as well!
 
You wouldn't believe what happened to me on the M26 yesterday! There I was minding my own business in my Golf... :doh:
 
What's with the silly replies to the OP? :dk:

I encounter this daily, there are idiots on the road that sit happily behind you in the middle lane (whilst you're in lane 1) you come to approach an overtake, signal to move into middle lane and the idiot hogging it stays there not letting you pass... No traffic in lane 3 so no excuse they can't move over. They either need to move over, slow down and give you the sign to pull out or speed up

It's not rocket science
 
I also find it disturbing that 4 time you mention he was in your
"blind spot" but you knew exactly where he was!
You also state that your wife and daughter were upset and that you were having visions of dragging him out of his car, I'll take an educated guess why!
I suggest that not only do you take anger management lessons, perhaps driving lessons as well!

It was you in the golf wasnt't it.
 
What's with the silly replies to the OP? :dk:

I encounter this daily, there are idiots on the road that sit happily behind you in the middle lane (whilst you're in lane 1) you come to approach an overtake, signal to move into middle lane and the idiot hogging it stays there not letting you pass... No traffic in lane 3 so no excuse they can't move over. They either need to move over, slow down and give you the sign to pull out or speed up

It's not rocket science

Totally agree with your POV Ash. There are idiots on the road. My point is no point in getting fed up over them. I certainly wouldn't let an idiot upset my family for 19 miles, that's not rocket science either. :thumb:
 
I have not published the Golf's plate and do not intend to do so. I just wonder what he thought as he drove off? Did he feel pleased at his idiocy?

People can be quite strange. There's prossibly somebody on a Golf forum relating this story from another perspective.

I'd hazard a guess is that he wasn't on cruise control and mistakenly thought you were varying your speed slightly to annoy him as he wanted to cruise past slowly. So after 19 miles he thought you were the pratt. Sort of person who can't figure out their own issues properly is likely to make it somebody elses fault.
 
I've come across a few of these over the years and getting rid of them without breaking the law is not always easy. They often speed up and slow down with you, its very odd behaviour. A friend of mine used to work with a guy who drove a fairly quick German car. He would cruise along at 60mph on the motorway and then instantly hit the loud pedal as soon as anyone came alongside attempting to overtake. Completely unfathomable behaviour. In any case as Bruce's new friend was in the overtaking lane he should just press on and overtake, not sit in the blind spot.
 
Here's little me in the dark on the A42 last week in lane one doing a steady 65 with a car approaching my rear quarter and imperceptibly slowly overtaking. In the distance a lorry is looming up so I stand on the loud pedal, indicate out, and in a blinding flash am way ahead of the overtaking car. This obviously displeased our (as it turns out) white Beemer friend who then comes past me on the inside and cuts me in so close I feel the slipstream.

There are just some complete ****holes out there.
 
What's with the silly replies to the OP? :dk:

I encounter this daily, there are idiots on the road that sit happily behind you in the middle lane (whilst you're in lane 1) you come to approach an overtake, signal to move into middle lane and the idiot hogging it stays there not letting you pass... No traffic in lane 3 so no excuse they can't move over. They either need to move over, slow down and give you the sign to pull out or speed up

It's not rocket science

I agree, the replies before yours are puzzling.
 
Just for the record, my own puzzling reply was in no way meant as having a go at the OP, just trying to lighten the mood.

I meet people like the Golf driver on a daily basis. My personal favourite are the ones who (probably subconsciously) speed up to try and match your speed as you cruise past on a dual carriageway. Then slow down again once you've passed them.

I usually try and put some distance between myself and them wherever possible.
 
I find the replies strange too.

If you're doing just under the speed limit on the inside lane - model driving by all accounts, and someone tails you for 19 miles with a couple of bouts of coffee bean shaking at times, clearly they have the problem.

Yes, you could have done this and that, but why should you?
 
Well I understand what you mean,driving on our roads is not only about driving your own car you also have to understand what other motorists are going to do,of course on occasions you get a weirdo,if I had been faced with your problem,I would have slowed right up and let him go past,I agree there is nothing worse than a car riding on your rear quarter,it is a dangerous place for both parties,by continuing to run on cruise control you made a bad situation worse.
 
SWMBO always reckons there is a W*%$[r in front of her when she wants to give her Golf some Welly.
Golf really running well now since I filled it with Unleaded by mistake , since drained and flushed :thumb:
 
I'd have probably slowed to fall behind after a couple of miles if it was clear he was just going to sit there at the same speed I was going. Dropping behind and then getting back to my original speed. Mainly for the scenario you had, passing slower vehicles.

Either than or sped up to build a decent gap.

Maybe it would have been sped up first, if that failed (i.e. he matched it) then I would have decreased speed at a decent rate to force him out front before resuming.

Not worth getting into a situation with this type of idiot these days.
 
You hadn't got his tie caught in your braces at the previous rest stop had you Bruce? :dk:

Perhaps he was trying to drop back, then twang...:D
 
Why not just boot it and be rid of the ****?

You sound like you are looking for trouble.
 
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