Top Tip

[Moylesey]

Had a bump in your Merc?

Simply take a digital photograph and photoshop the damage away and it will be as good as new.

Maybe.

 

[wemorgan]

Need a new Merc?

Simply photocopy £20 notes and take them down to your nearest participating dealer.

Maybe.

 

[Meldrew2]

Not got Photoshop?

Simply get a bodyshop to repair your car, then take a second photograph of your car after the repair.


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[greggster]

Not got a printer to print your photo?

Take your laptop to your local print shop and photocopy the screen.

 

[popuptoaster]

Not got a Merc? simply borrow one to photograph, transfer the imgae onto your laptop, buy a projector and white-wash a warehouse wall, project the imgae of the borrowed car onto the wall and stand next to it, ask a freind to take your picture with "your" Mercedes.

 

[Geezer]

Drugs!

 

[Frank O' Phile]

Not got drugs? Simply subscribe to this forum.....

 

[Meldrew2]

Brakes faulty on your BMW?

Just drive 3 inches away from the car in front!

 

[ackee911]

Pmsl

 

[Smatt]

Pmsl

-pelvic floor exercises may help you