Worst Advert Thread

[isobars]

Hi All,

Can we have a category, (or do we have one already), for worst adverts?

I have seen many a poor car advert, and poor for many a reason.

In the category furthest object for sale from the lens, least focused overall group, worst framed group, least informative, most pompous text and most out of date image, this may be the winner.

Mercedes-Benz 280

Cheers,

Paul

 

[developer]

That recent A Class TV advert was pretty dire, with the car crawling round the port at what appeared to be a snails pace.

 

[Spin_bowler]

The picture of the dog is probably a metaphor.

 

[isobars]

Well, I don't think it's a Labrador, so it may well be!

 

[TDE1]

They look like somebody's holiday snaps, with a car just happening to be in shot.

 

[isobars]

Could have been part of the ones Count Arthur himself took - didn't he leave them at the chemist?

 

[tonyc280]

The worst ad I've ever seen by far.

 

[mickl]

A bad but brilliant advert. Not a car advert but motorsport linked
Jenson Button advert

 

[bob6600]

They all fail, this is the worst one by far

goldy hussians 400/380/359 road ripping subaru. fastest subaru in yorkshire. - YouTube

 

[isobars]

That must be a spoof. Tremendous!! Nearly had to borrow one of the wife's tena ladies halfway through!!

 

[A150]

Hi All,

Can we have a category, (or do we have one already), for worst adverts?

I have seen many a poor car advert, and poor for many a reason.

In the category furthest object for sale from the lens, least focused overall group, worst framed group, least informative, most pompous text and most out of date image, this may be the winner.

Mercedes-Benz 280

Cheers,

Paul

I like the contact private seller details as being 169 miles away from M26 1GG. Which just happens to be some industrial estate just outside Manchester.

 

[developer]

The postcode won't be the seller's .

 

[Hawkwind]

Don't know how anyone could resist this

Mercedes-Benz c class c220 (damaged) | eBay

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]''As it is only the engine that is bust, it'll be easily repairable''.

Form an orderly que to buy this esily repaired classic.:bannana:
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[Stratman]

I've tried many a time without success to find a particular poster advert for the TR7. It followed several ads emphasising what Triumph believed was its magnificent styling. The tag line was "It goes better than it looks"

 

[isobars]

The tag line was "It goes better than it looks"

Like most of my girlfriends in the seventies - that's in the, not in their.

 

[brucemillar]

I think we could get together a fly away from it all.

 

[ringway]

Could have been part of the ones Count Arthur himself took - didn't he leave them at the chemist?

LOL!

Mr Clarke.

I'm impressed.