Your missing a clear contender, the SPRINTER!
The Mercedes Star is all about class, sophistication, engineering..... SPRINTER only fits the latter!
Honestly, a partially clad greebo, fish 'n chip packets scattered all over the cab, booze bottles, dirty as hell etc ... what does that say about the Mercedes Brand?
They should have created Daimler Heavy Industries to which the SPRINTER was part. At least then the good engineering of the SPRINTER would be at home in the correct image