Your Motoring commandments!

[LTD]

Thou shall drive it like you stole it when the opportunity arises

 

[SpikyMikey]

Thou shall give wide berth to cars with hats on thy parcel shelf.

And indeed the vehicle with the box of tissues in a crochet cover placed likewise on the rear shelf.

 

[bobafett]

And indeed the vehicle with the box of tissues in a crochet cover placed likewise on the rear shelf.

Lol

 

[ChrisEdu]

Don't stop at a roundabout when there's clearly no traffic approaching.

 

[ChrisEdu]

And indeed the vehicle with the box of tissues in a crochet cover placed likewise on the rear shelf.

Describing the Honda Jizz, err, I mean Jazz.

 

[markjay]

Thou shalt not get too frucking precious about your car , it's just bits of tin and plastic .

Though shall protect your car's paintwork with your body. Skin heals by itself, but scratch repairs are expensive.

 

[baxlin]

Thou shalt not get too frucking precious about your car , it's just bits of tin and plastic .

Thou shalt take care of what is possibly the second most expensive thing you have ever bought.

 

[markjay]

Thou shall give wide berth to cars with hats on thy parcel shelf.

Or umbrellas.

 

[SpikyMikey]

Or umbrellas.

Or the 1979 edition of the AA Road Atlas of Great Britain

 

[Doodle]

Thou shalt not buy anything with bejewelled interior parts (the worst example I have witnessed to date being the eejit that crystal studded the star recess on the airbag, thereby ensuring in the event of an accident they get a knockoff Swarovski shotgun blast to the face)

Thou shalt not buy anything from Motorhub of Keighley.

Thou shalt never use Scotchlocks except in an emergency, for they are the foul ministrations of Satan himself.

 

[Neiltodd]

Thou shall give wide berth to cars with hats on thy parcel shelf.

I got that wrong a few years ago, realised as I was passing the car!

 

[SpikyMikey]

Thou must never affix the sacred symbol of Affalterbach upon thy vehicle unless verily it is worthy of the mark.
Ignore this commandment at thy peril and prepare to be cast out into the wilderness of eternal damnation

 

[SmartAmg]

Message to Birds.
Thou shalt not Sh1t on cars.
And how has a Bird managed to Sh1t inside my alloy wheel.

 

[HappytalkAgain]

Thou shall not turn off the ignition until the wipers have fully returned to their resting position.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Or the 1979 edition of the AA Road Atlas of Great Britain

1987 is better, it shows the location of the Little Chefs.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Thou shalt not buy anything from Motorhub of Keighley.

Every day I feel the pain of abiding by this commandment. However had I ignored it then I may have felt even more pain every day.

 

[SpikyMikey]

1987 is better, it shows the location of the Little Chefs.

You're a map geek
Still, I do have found memories of Saturday morning Olympic Breakfasts.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

You're a map geek
Still, I do have found memories of Saturday morning Olympic Breakfasts.

Breakfast if Champions, with a lolly for pudding!

 

[SpikyMikey]

Breakfast if Champions, with a lolly for pudding!

Wow, I'd forgotten about the lollies

 

[Williamwoo]

Thou shalt not drift along in the middle lane of a motorway if the inside lane is clear.