police

  1. nick mercedes

    our useless police - victims of themselves

    "Thefts in the past five years include handcuffs, uniforms, speed guns, dogs, riot shields, and even patrol cars. The eclectic list was revealed as a result of freedom of information requests by the Press Association. Greater Manchester Police was the worst hit, with thieves taking a...
  2. st13phil

    Got a Tracker Fitted? Read on...

    If you have a vehicle stolen and you have evidence of where it is being kept, you'd think that the Police would at least show an interest, but apparently not. It was only after the victim involved the press as an act of desperation over plod's inaction that they actually found it within their...
  3. D

    Police emergency call for Toasters

    Required with bread at the M1 J32 - J33..... BBC News - M1 shut after 'Marmite' lorry crash in South Yorkshire eta. Must like marmite.
  4. R

    Stopped by police for "incorrect spacing" on platenumbers?

    Hi all, as the title suggests; has it ever happened to any of you guys or anyone you know where the police stopped you for not having the correct spacing of lettering on your plate number?? I.e. XX11 XXX I ask because I've been lucky enough to have got a plate but want it arranged XX11
  5. J

    RIP Police Constable Mark Goodlad

    PC Mark Goodlad West Yorkshire Police, killed in line of duty in M1 crash while helping driver. PC Goodlad was described by colleagues as a very experienced road traffic officer Tributes have been paid to a policeman who was killed in a collision involving a lorry on the M1 near...
  6. Mike Walker

    Where are the police when you need them?

    Driving home last night in a queue of traffic and saw flashing lights ahead on other side of road. Cars, rescue wagon etc and road on that side blocked so single file traffic only. Cars in front of me went through and I had to stop as traffic in opposite direction had been signalled to...
  7. Satch

    One very lucky police officer

    Plus one total piece of scum. VIDEO: Police officer 'thrown into the air' - News - getsurrey
  8. Palfrem

    HMRC & Police raids on illicit alcohol shops

    Now, call me a simple soul, but if I was planning to raid premises in the hope of catching suplliers and retailers of dodgy booze, I may be tempted to keep my mouth shut until after the raids...? BBC News - Customs raids target shops selling counterfeit alcohol
  9. S

    Scruffy police driving.

    I shall set the scene. Marked up 5 series traffic car behind me. It had joined the A82 just at the Glasgow/Clydebank boundary and was behind me. It ceased to be behind me as I was nifty round a roundabout and he was stuck before he could get on. Same at next roundabout. Then its behind me...
  10. Meldrew2

    Police van vs dealer loan car

    At a certain junction in a town that shall remain nameless, two roads merge. One road becomes the left hand lane, the other becoming the right hand lane. The lane markings are a broken line throughout. After crossing a bridge, the road has an "off slip" to the left, so lane changes are...
  11. Smarties

    Police Chopper used in hunt for broken window boy

    Is it just me, or has the world gone mad? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chopper-used-broken-window-hunt-083537941.html :crazy:
  12. englishdas

    STOP! Police!

    Seriously, am I getting surrounded by muppets? Today, I was barged out of a lane on an approach to the main Ponds Forge roundabout by a Focus Police car, he didn't have his lights on or was in a rush, he just appeared at my A Pillar, about 12 inches away, and so i had to evade my lane. He then...
  13. N

    Unlawful Death, Ian Tomlinson Police video Part II

    Some of you may remember a long & sometimes heated discussion from a just over 2 years ago when Ian Tomlinson's death was fresh in the news - http://www.mbclub.co.uk/forums/ot-off-topic-forums/67507-ian-tomlinson-police-video.html . It's interesting to look back at that thread now after...
  14. poormansporsche

    I'm not part of the speeling police BUT

    2001 VOLVO S40 2.0 S 4DR AUTO WITH PRINET NAMBER PLAT got to be some form of joke :)
  15. Charles Morgan

    Police car de-badging

    I was walking along the Old Brompton Road this afternoon, and there was a police BMW 3 series stationary at traffic lights. Judging by the racket it was a diesel, so no chance of a silent arrest, and of course it had been de-badged. The rattle led me to think it was a mere 4 cylinder, and it...
  16. DSLiverpool

    Mersey police, skid pan, horses, dogs and the Chief Constable

    Even though I wanted to stay in my pit due to a chest infection I had a longstanding day booked with Merseyside Police to have a mini tour. We went to the skid pan first one of only a few police pans in the country. They teach coppers there and we went out in a BM 3 with switchable ABS. the...
  17. KillerHERTZ

    Call the Fashion Police!

    Perpetrators of fabulous fashion beware! There's a marvelous new patrol car and it's profiling for the most dapper "stylesetters". Behold, the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Force and their CLS 63 AMG patrol car are canvassing the poshest neighborhoods for the chicest individuals. As a reward for their...
  18. brucemillar

    The Police & Data Protection

    This happened to me yesterday. Can this really be right? Received a voice message on my mobile. " Mr Millar it is XXXX from Kent Police here. Please could you contact us ASAP on this number xxxxx quote ref xxxx and ask to speak to xxxxxx." I have no idea what this is regarding and am not in...
  19. chriss428

    grammer police

    right i am not the easiest of people to understand at times and my txt typing can be a little confusing but if you give it a carefull read you can understand what i am saying this is my little rant at all of you who like to belittle people on forums if you got nothing helpfull to say say...
  20. ringway

    Police officers put wrong fuel in cars.

    Police officers put wrong fuel in cars hundreds of times despite in-built alert in petrol caps. When hundreds of police patrol cars broke down officers might have feared they had been infiltrated by a malignant intruder set on paralysing investigations. However, they turned out to...
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