Another badly modded SLK

[Dieselman]

Has 'spanishescapes' gone yet?

He escaped out of the doors which always seem to be left open. Either the latches don't work or they act as sails when there is a tailwind.

Maybe that was the mod his F1 mate did......he worked in the aerodynamics department...

 

[stevesey]

Would you part ex my XR3i cabrio for it ?

Its got the Bad Boy bonnet , a 5 inch exhaust , 20 inch wheels and i've just fitted two 15 inch subwoofers in place of the rear seat ..... cost me thousands ....

No boot lip spolier?

 

[Howard]

No , it fell off ..... damn cheap sticky tape ....

 

[Druk]

Any particular reason you escaped to Spain?

 

[lynall]

Just read all this and havent stopped smiling and chuckling yet



Lynall

 

[Howard]

I'd escape to Spain if i had a car like that ....

 

[peterg1965]

Has he been barred from here yet? In fact, who let him in in the first place?

It's up to £2750, do you think his mates are bidding on his behalf?

 

[lynall]

Not insured either check askmid database.



Lynall

 

[spanishescapes]

oh dear... you are all really sad.... ps, car is on traders policy. pls stop being sad *******s.......
merry christmas

 

[spanishescapes]

really sad

bye

"
Here i have for sale 1 of the nicest looking SLK's on the road. Only selling due to redundancy and it has to go (unfortunately)
The alloy wheels alone are worth over a thousand pounds, they are all unmarked except 1 which has just a minor scuff from where it touched the kerb when parking. The Engine was tuned recently by an F1 mechanic who wound the super charger up a bit more to boost the performance also, although i am informed it shouldnt affect the fuel consumption, and i have not noticed a change since it was done( except in the speed of the car)
This is a lovely motor, and a real eye catcher. It has an AMG nose lift body kit fitted, with the headlight eyebrows also. THe power roof works as it should do, as does everything else on the car.
The interior is in excellent condition for the year.
Any questions please call Scott on 07974631715
Any inspection prior to the end of the auction is welcome
car is in Halifax, West Yorkshire
there is no reserve on this car and will go to the highest bidder.
PLs bare in mind that even the basic models of this car go for around 5k, and you have thousands of pounds worth of extras on here.
bid to buy and win!!!! "

I read as...

Ere we av 1 ov tha worst lookin motas youll eva c in ur life. Sellin coz i wanna rek anova car now iv done this one like.
The wheels are well sh*t. got them off ebay for 200 notes. There in rubbish nick but that doesnt matter coz theyre naff anyhoo.
The ova day my mate messed around wiv the engine. He dont hav a clue wat hes doin but we took some stuff off coz we couldnt work out wat it does and drilled the airbox. goes well better now! Drinks fuel tho.
Every bird will look at you in this, in the same way as people stare at midgets. (no offence intended - James)
It az got some natty kit fitted. Looks like the carz throwing up but that was a right barry bargain off ebay too. Sprayed by my mate so az probably got small animals under the paint like. Looks wickid.

Oh, the roof works coz i hasnt ad time to get my mate to make it go quicker yet. All stains removed from interior.
Any questions plz call barry on 0800 barrycars4u
Inspekshun is welkom at tescos round tha corner so u cant find me afta like.
I iz sellin it to any mug who bidz like coz it az got to go b4 it fallz apart like.
Plz bear in mind u can go buy a perfectly good standard unbarryed versun for half what im asking like. But this one is well better.
Plz buy my car, my missus is up the duff.

 

[dino645]

Ha ha ha ha! A really funny discussion.

 

[GrahamC230K]

I didn't think it looked that bad. Some areas of the description sound dubious but only due to a lack of detail.

Good on the guy for coming to have his say. He is spot on regards some having nothing better to do, it's exactly why the thread was started! Not what this section was intended for really.

I think a trusty saying is in order, perhaps those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

 

[dino645]

Yeah - actually right. Apologies to the man, and sorry to hear about redundancy.

 

[Howard]

At the moment , i haven't got anything better to do Graham ....

And as for the glass houses comment , while they are indeed wise words from a forgotten soothsayer , which part of my car would you say fits into the category of 'badly modded' because , the last time i checked , everything on my car is OEM , no funny headlamp spoilers or anything like that .... ( the comment is obviously directed at me )

I agree , good on him for having his say , it would be a very dull world if no one spoke up. Gives me something to do as well .

Sorry to hear about your redundancy , can't be easy at Christmas time.