I probably deserve a smack but .......
On a recent trip to Halfords they got a extremely short, exceptionally rude worker from out the back to change the headlight bulb on my Clio. He was rude to me, slagged off my car, complained about this part of his job. I think he must have been tied up in a box and only brought him out for moronically designed french £hitheaps considering how angry he was. Small man syndrome probably.
I know I shouldn't have but i just couldn't help myself, chance of a lifetime. Despite it going above her head, I turned and said to Red Sonia on the till
"Oooo he's a angry Elf"
Please continue