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[Deleted member 65149]

Hi, A jar of chili powder or black pepper in the face would be pretty effective. You could keep a few jars secreted around the house for "emergency" use. Cheers Steve

Having them anywhere other the kitchen would no doubt be classed as intentional and premeditated assault, resulting in YOUR prosecution.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Having them anywhere other the kitchen would no doubt be classed as intentional and premeditated assault, resulting in YOUR prosecution.

Nonsense! We have ingredients for cooking all over the house! :bannana:

Ant.

 

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Having them anywhere other the kitchen would no doubt be classed as intentional and premeditated assault, resulting in YOUR prosecution.

Many people set the shopping down in the hallway when they come in from the shops ...

 

[Deleted member 65149]

Nonsense! We have ingredients for cooking all over the house! :bannana: Ant.

We don't wish to know about your sexual activities Ant!