gIzzE
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Jan 20, 2004
- Messages
- 5,735
- Location
- Norfolk, UK
- Car
- BMW F11 Touring + Porsche 911 Carrera S + Toyota Alphard Camper
The Audi, like most Audis, rides as though the shock absorbers are filled with hardening cement.
Go C55, I had the C32 AMG which was fun, but that V8 is just very special.
It's not just that, it fails in every single area.
When people said the engine was in front of the front axle I thought they were joking, meaning it understeers a bit like all Audis do.
THEY WEREN'T!!!
There is a massive heavy V8 plonked 100% in front of the front axle, and bugger me can you feel it too!!
The whole point of the S4 is the Quattro, but you never get to use it because the car understeers well before the benefits of the 4WD system comes into play, you have to fight the car round corners at any sort of speed.
There is a road near me I know well which is only about 2 miles long but has some great sweeping corners and adverse cambers on it, in the M3 I can average 78mph in the wet and 89mph in the dry, in the S4 I could not get above 76mph, wet or dry, didn't matter, the car just wouldn't allow it.
I changed the anti roll bars to try and get rid of the ridiculous understeer, it helped a little but not enough.
So handling is not great, no problem, treat it like a fast motorway mile muncher.
But you can't!
The gearing is all wrong, it is a 4.2 V8, it could have 3 gears and still cruise at 85mph only doing 1200rpm, but the gearing is set up for 0-60mph times, it is actually a pretty slow car so they have set the gears up to make the figures on paper look better, the final drive is 2.91. Yeah it pulls hard to start off with but then sitting at 85mph it is revving its nuts off doing around 3800rpm and 18mpg.
The auto has a 2.3 final drive and sits at around 2000rpm at 85mph and is doing a far more respectable 26mpg.
The other problem with the gearing is it makes round town work a real ball ache, you are constantly swapping cogs between 1st and second and it soon gets tiring. The clutch is seriously heavy and all three pedals are different heights from each other, this is due to some law suit taken out against Audi in the 80s, they design their pedals now so no one can say they hit the 'gas' by mistake.
This means that if you set your seat up to be comfy for the gas it is a bit too far forward for the brake, and far too far forward for the clutch, and if you're in traffic or round town this can give you cramp in the shin. I had to pull over a few times on the M25 and get out due to this and others have said the same. The pedals are also offset to the right on UK cars, so you twist your kness right slightly to compensate, however the footrest is only 1" from the clutch, so to be able to press it down you have to twist your foot to make sure you don't catch the footrest, so you are completely twisted round and it is not a comfy ride.
You then have the suspension, as said above, it is extremely hard and crashy, which you could live with if it handled well, but it doesn't. Coming from an M3 CSL it felt a harder ride, and the CSL really is a track car, but the BMW was far more comfy day to day.
I do 40k miles a year so I am sat on the motorway, I should have bought the auto, if I had I might have actually liked the car a bit, but in manual guise it failed on every single level, it didn't do anything well at all. We used to fight over who had to take it and who got to take the little 1 series M-Sport, so after a couple of months we took a hit and sold it.
Funnily enough the guy who bought it was also a BMW owner, he kept it only 3 weeks before dumping it and swapped it for a 'much better handling ML320cdi' His words not mine.
You have to be a real Audi fan to like the S4 imho, and not really have had any experience of what a proper car should handle like.