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Car related maths lesson

Blonde and American.............wah!
 
He must be a bit dumb as well else why would you go out with someone that stupid. Surely the US education system has a lot to answer for.
 
That's cheered me up!
My own dear wife went to New York last week, and for some strange reason she kept saying (in a dreadful American accent) ..."Neeewww Yoork, Neeewww Jeerseay" like, over and over again until I asked her why?:confused:
Her reply
"Well New York city, is in the state of New Jersey"
...hmmmm....so I say...."It isn't....New York is in New York state....you know the song. 'New York, New York...so good they named it twice'... that's a clue"
"Tisn't" says she just before she packs for Heathrow......
Lets just say I enjoyed the anticipation of awaiting her return, knowing that she probably would actually check once she was in New York.:rolleyes:
And its not like its her first trip to New York and its not like she shouldn't know better.....she's a travel journalist :eek:
 
That's cheered me up!
My own dear wife went to New York last week, and for some strange reason she kept saying (in a dreadful American accent) ..."Neeewww Yoork, Neeewww Jeerseay" like, over and over again until I asked her why?:confused:
Her reply
"Well New York city, is in the state of New Jersey"
...hmmmm....so I say...."It isn't....New York is in New York state....you know the song. "New York, New York...so good them named it twice.... that's a clue"
"Tisn't" says she just before she packs for Heathrow......
Lets just say I enjoyed the anticipation of awaiting her return, knowing that she probably would actually check once she was in New York.:rolleyes:
And its not like its her first trip to New York and its not like she shouldn't know better.....she's a travel journalist :eek:

She must be good at other things.:dk:

:dk: ;) :D
 
Funny but either they have a small cameraman on the dash or the guy is filming himself and his wife whilst driving - whose dumber?
 
He must be a bit dumb as well else why would you go out with someone that stupid. Surely the US education system has a lot to answer for.

You're not really wanting an answer to that question are you? :D
 
I wonder what the answers would be if we asked one of the many thousands of school leavers here who still cannot read or write.
 
Im not sure of a set up... some people really are just that dim, especially with maths...

I was on a holiday recently with a girl who was convinced that Virgin TV allowed you to fast forward Live TV.
It was about a 30 minute conversation similar to the above with about 8 of us teasing her until she realised what she was saying.
 
I was on a holiday recently with a girl who was convinced that Virgin TV allowed you to fast forward Live TV.
It was about a 30 minute conversation similar to the above with about 8 of us teasing her until she realised what she was saying.

From a technical viewpoint, this is very easy to achieve. However, it will never become mainstream because of very heavy lobbying by the bookmaking industry.
 

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