If it's not on your driveway, or precariously filling up the undertray, it can only be going out of the exhaust..
Allways assuming the oil level measuring device (whatever it may be) is working properly.. A good old-fashioned dipstick can at least be relied upon.
A lot of oil can be burnt by a moderately clapped engine without smoke being obvious from looking in the mirror. Convince someone to drive behind you when you accelerate and watch your exhaust. Generally, smoke when accelerating tends to be worn rings...
Find a long steep hill and drive down it at say, 60. Lift-off the accelerator and coast as far as you can. when you've had 1/2 mile or so, put your foot down and watch in the mirror.
If you get loads of smoke, but only in this situation, chances are it's wear in the valve guide seals (and possibly valve guides).
All the above being said, a zero viscocity oil is pushing your luck with anything other than a new engine. Try something with a higher leading number, but make sure it has the Mercedes approval number.