I wouldn't, just means the guy with his belt, buckle, zips, carabiner, etc is going to be leaning right over my front wing and bonnet.
Besides he might do a wee on your door handle or something.
I know it's just a joke but I tend to try not to provoke anyone, especially if i'm not there to control the situation. Once, I had a disagreement with a guy (he parked in a disabled bay, clearly nothing wrong with him, sports person) but I forgot he saw my car. When I got back to my car, there was his half eaten Apple placed on my driver's side roof! Glad he left it at that.