Knobs on the road!

[Tcarter]

Why is it that every morning there is someone on the road driving like a dousche? I swear, I'm not in my car ten minutes before someone does something stupid.

Like this morning. This guy made an illegal right turn and nearly hit a cyclist. Now I'm no fan of cyclists, but still. What is wrong with some of the drivers out there?

 

[ShinyF1]

I thought you were referring to this new story:

BBC News - Penis cut off in attack in Middlesbrough

 

[cb1965]

I thought you were referring to this new story:

BBC News - Penis cut off in attack in Middlesbrough

Very good

 

[machineheadrock]

OMG poor bloke

 

[jaymanek]

3 guesses what he's been up to!

 

[Giantvanman]

3 guesses what he's been up to!

1. It was a dare
2. Trying for an upgrade
3. Vigorous masturbation

Am I close?

 

[Howard]

He'd been shagging a pikey woman by all accounts.

 

[Niks]

Damn I thought that shi* only happened in the movies!

 

[developer]

Damn I thought that shi* only happened in the movies!

John Wayne Bobbitt might disagree .

John and Lorena Bobbitt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[LTD]

He'd been shagging a pikey woman by all accounts.

Christ, they'll nick anything these days

Gone are the days when they'd just rifle through your wallet ....

 

[Darrell]

He'd been shagging a pikey woman by all accounts.

Wonder what they will do to her?

 

[Howard]

I just hope they didn't harm his guide dog ...

Pikey women are not renowned for their attractiveness ...

 

[Darrell]

Just read a bit more on this and it turns out that the guy who was attacked lived on a caravan site.

One way to stop them breeding I suppose.

 

[developer]

I just hope they didn't harm his guide dog ...

Traveller women are not renowned for their attractiveness ...

Oh, I don't know....

 

[DennisTheMenace]

3 guesses what he's been up to!

This Neknominate has gone too far......

 

[Dieselman]

Oh, I don't know....

You're easily pleased. A large windowbox alone, doth not make a woman attractive.

 

[LTD]

 

[developer]

You're easily pleased. A large windowbox alone, doth not make a woman attractive.

Large?.

I guess it depends on your datum.

 

[Dieselman]

Large?.

I guess it depends on your datum.

The whole beast is fleshy as fk... Urgh...

 

[E55BOF]

Oh, I don't know. I've been to bed with worse...and enjoyed it...a lot. So did she...