Silly things

[94mattda]

Was thinking today about some of the stupid thing i have heard....

I once worked in Bella Italia and a customer complained that the lettuce in her salad was too green.............

Another experience was working for Royal Mail when a customer came in and asked to use the electronic scales on the counter to weigh therer luggage so they did not go over there weight limit for holiday.



What can be said to that.?


Any one else had similar things.

 

[V8mate]

My wife and I once had lunch in Bella Italia. The lettuce was green like the nuclear rods Homer plays with in the Simpsons.

My wife mentioned this to the staff and just got a shrugged shoulders response and told that there were plenty of other restaurants nearby if she didn't like it.

 

[94mattda]

My wife and I once had lunch in Bella Italia. The lettuce was green like the nuclear rods Homer plays with in the Simpsons.

My wife mentioned this to the staff and just got a shrugged shoulders response and told that there were plenty of other restaurants nearby if she didn't like it.

Lol... which restaurant

 

[scooter]

it is always the last place you look
that is a stupid phrase as the last place you look you find it

 

[gina2201]

Where did you lose it?

Duh!

 

[NW_Merc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95bzAvPf55s

 

[Gucci]

I planned my weekend based on the weather forecast by the BBC....I feel soooo silly now

 

[Meldrew2]

My wife and I once had lunch in Bella Italia. The lettuce was green like the nuclear rods Homer plays with in the Simpsons.

My wife mentioned this to the staff and just got a shrugged shoulders response and told that there were plenty of other restaurants nearby if she didn't like it.

That's the way Customer Service should be !

 

[gina2201]

Should have asked her what colour lettuce she would have preferred?

 

[JH-Merc]

Should have just given her brown lettuce!

 

[Seamster15]

Wtf?

 

[bpsorrel]

Yeah!! Seems a whole lot of old threads being resurrected! LOL!

 

[T7RY B]

" I saw it with my own two eyes" ! Who elses eyes could you see it with?

 

[Noodle-Pulp]

"We have all of the remaining nuclear reactors completely under control"

 

[HR17]

I laughed so much my head literally fell off.

 

[Noodle-Pulp]

My heart was in my mouth.

 

[HR17]

".......at all?"

"Would you like any drinks with that at all?; Would you like to see the menu at all?; Would you like cash back at all?; Can i help with anything else at all?"


I generally reply - 'Yeah partially'.

 

[Palfrem]

Those who say "It goes without saying" - then go on and say it anyway and masterfully state the bleeding obvious (at some length).

 

[A160DSB]

"would you like fries with that?"

as a Maccer's worker I can tell you, its the worst part of the job, because every little chavvy **** takes the piss

 

[Palfrem]

...going forwards