Smart Roadster Brabus Xclusive

[Chrishazle]

If its just a very small scrape, I wonder if you could DIY a repair with JB Weld 2 part epoxy then sand it smooth and touch up with colour to match then lacquer.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

If its just a very small scrape, I wonder if you could DIY a repair with JB Weld 2 part epoxy then sand it smooth and touch up with colour to match then lacquer.

Beyond my skills I’m afraid! Now it’s off the car I’ll get some quotes for repair or glass!

 

[Trickythemerc]

If you decide to attempt a repair, I have some Smart Four AMG Black Series Night Edition Premium Plus 125 Powered by Brabus approved repair materials. Added snake oil for easy mixing with unobtainium based spescial compounds. You will of course have to source some super grade tart filler from Ms K Price, how you extract it is your problem. Anyhow just let me have your bank details, credit card numbers and don't forget to include the PIN numbers.

Under lab test conditions this product has been tested and proved to be invisible if applied using our special Smart Four !!!!!!!!!!!! you know the rest application system. All our products come with a no chance money back warranty. Negotiations with Ms Price at your own peril

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

If you decide to attempt a repair, I have some Smart Four AMG Black Series Night Edition Premium Plus 125 Powered by Brabus approved repair materials. Added snake oil for easy mixing with unobtainium based spescial compounds. You will of course have to source some super grade tart filler from Ms K Price, how you extract it is your problem. Anyhow just let me have your bank details, credit card numbers and don't forget to include the PIN numbers.

Under lab test conditions this product has been tested and proved to be invisible if applied using our special Smart Four !!!!!!!!!!!! you know the rest application system. All our products come with a no chance money back warranty. Negotiations with Ms Price at your own peril

That sounds perfect. I’ll take two tubs!

 

[SpikyMikey]

That sounds perfect. I’ll take two tubs!

You won't be disappointed: I bought some of Tricky's magic stuff. It worked wonders...

 

[SmartAmg]

You won't be disappointed: I bought some of Tricky's magic stuff. It worked wonders...
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Really?

 

[SpikyMikey]

Really?

Would I lie to you?

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

You won't be disappointed: I bought some of Tricky's magic stuff. It worked wonders...
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Wow, it’s not just fixed, it’s also so much lighter and even has a starburst sparkle. I’ll take three tubs.

 

[Trickythemerc]

Sorry but due to unexpected demand it is now on back order. We are taking pre-paid orders via Ms Price's Only Fans account, starburst sparkle is now available in a new range of shady colours and priced on, well ? Oh just ask Ms Price when you call her.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Are the new wheels fitted??

Just for you Chris

 

[SmartAmg]

Just for you Chris

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Looking good! Much prefer the Roadster to the Coupe.

 

[Chrishazle]

Looks like it's riding on rubber bands! Rims do look good though!

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Looks like it's riding on rubber bands! Rims do look good though!

The sidewalls on this car are very very shallow, I don’t think I’ve never seen shallower. The rear tyres are 35 profile, but only 225 mm wide, meaning that the actual sidewall height is less than 79 mm.

For context a Lamborghini Revuelto is regarded as having very low profile tyres for a standard car. The rear tyres are 30 profile and 335 mm wide, so the sidewall height is more than 103 mm.

The Revuelto has 30% taller sidewalls!

 

[DSM10000]

The sidewalls on this car are very very shallow, I don’t think I’ve never seen shallower. The rear tyres are 35 profile, but only 225 mm wide, meaning that the actual sidewall height is less than 79 mm.

For context a Lamborghini Revuelto is regarded as having very low profile tyres for a standard car. The rear tyres are 30 profile and 335 mm wide, so the sidewall height is more than 103 mm.

The Revuelto has 30% taller sidewalls!

But I doubt it is 30% more fun!

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

But I doubt it is 30% more fun!

You’re right, but the Revuelto is at least 30% more comfortable!

 

[DSM10000]

You’re right, but the Revuelto is at least 30% more comfortable!

But probably more than 30% extra to run

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

But probably more than 30% extra to run

You’d think so but the Revuelto comes with 5 years scheduled servicing included. Bargain!. The £450k list price is a bit of stinger though!

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

When I bought the Smart Riadster Brabus I found a charging connector in the drunk but u couldn’t work out which charger it connected too. Asking around I found out that it was a legacy connector used by CTEK, and would have been fitted around the time the car was new - CTEK recommended replacing it based upon age.

So when it was serviced I asked that they removed it and connect a new CTEK Comfort Connect, which they did but it wasn’t long enough to pop out of the frunk, and so needed a CTEK extension.cable to be added. Today was the day to remove the frunk tub, cinnect the extension and route it to the headlight for easy access.

It actually ended up being the work of moments, but I decided to take some extra time to neatly cable tie all of the cabling. It’s low down so my back is reminding me of its pre nice but access was very easy. It was good to see first hand some of the the water ingress prevention work done around and beneath the scuttle too.

As I can’t remember seeing a critter get this winter I might take it for a good drive this week

 

[ToeKnee]

Are you drunk Rob??

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Are you drunk Rob??

You’d think so