Tall, skinny, overpaid, bad tempered bird gives evidence in Holland

[Palfrem]

Can anyone please explain to me why the fact that Naomi Campbell gives evidence to a war crimes tribunal is worthy of quite so much news coverage?

 

[Mudster]

She is the answer to my favourite game show question of all time.

Family fortunes:-

Les Dennis "Name a bird with a long Neck"

BUZZZZZ

Contestant "Naomi Campbell".

I cried with laughter for 10 minutes.

 

[Michael G]

Can anyone please explain to me why the fact that Naomi Campbell gives evidence to a war crimes tribunal is worthy of quite so much news coverage?

Turns out she was given 'blood diamonds' from a Sierra Leone president or someone like that, to keep her shtum about genocide during their civil war.
Have a gander at this.

 

[trapperjohn]

I'm with Palfrem on this and Frank O'File's education in to the world of DILLIGAF suits my feelings down to the ground.
I'm not talking about the diamonds and how the are obtained but all the media hype about that bird with the long neck.

 

[RobertoMercini]

I feel so sorry for her, having to attend a war crime tribunal which obviously played such havoc with her schedule

What a nasty specimen she really is

 

[Gucci]

...and she was LATE

 

[The G.F.P]

off with her head

 

[moonloops]

off with her head

No just remove her vocal chords as the mouth has other uses

 

[RobertoMercini]

No just remove her vocal chords as the mouth has other uses

what - biting her staff?

 

[st13phil]

Actually, the more newsworthy story is not about a scrawny blackbird with a long neck, more about the mutual company she kept. For the hard of thinking: one (former saint) N Mandela

 

[Noodle-Pulp]

She is the answer to my favourite game show question of all time.

Family fortunes:-

Les Dennis "Name a bird with a long Neck"

BUZZZZZ

Contestant "Naomi Campbell".

I cried with laughter for 10 minutes.

in a similar vein:

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Anne Robinson: In traffic, what 'J' is where two roads meet?

Contestant: Jool carriageway.