^ Haha! You sure you aint a dealer?
I sold my Clio about 2 weeks back for £2100; gave £1800 to my mum towards our housekeeping (My dad aint been with us since 2004...divorce...etc). I was left with £300, and my hard saved £1700, £2000 to spend on my next car. I'd always loved the E34 5 series, and fancied one, so saw a few, all were described as immaculate, but had gearbox leaks and whatnot.
I was about to give up and buy a travelcard when I was leaving a mates house in Chiswick to catch the tube when I saw a very nice 520i at a garage for £2000. I asked for a test drive, it was perfect. I went back 3 days later and having lost £300 cash somewhere (either lost or around the house somewhere!), I managed to get the dealer down to £1700.
Only glitch was that the dealer had advertised it as a 520i...I found out 2 days back it's a 525i, from looking at the logbook properly and looking the car up properly! Being 21 is a headache but I'm a mature driver with 4 years no claims so wasn't too bad! My mum gives me comments like 'So, where you off to drug deal now eh?!' and 'You old man...why you get a saloon car? you need a sports car!'
The neighbours thought it was my father and he'd come back, but when I told them it was mine, they were surprised...!