Gents, as an update to this thread. The garage have been in touch, they are going to take the car to the local MB dealership, replace discs and pads all round, replace both shocks, sort out the front airmatic dust cover, new wheel centre caps, sort the marks on the bodywork and a fresh MOT, all within the screen price.
(for the avoidance of doubt, none of the above is going to take place, I cannot be held legally responsible for anyones misinterpretation of my attempt of humouring yo )
Now that you have all stopped laughing I will update you properly. The car itself is 100% straight and honest, warts n all. How do I know....I have tracked down the previous owner. Speaking to the elderly couple, she was not allowed to drive it, as it was his pride and joy. She described the marks on the body work down to the front scuff on the bumper, due to their location.
The chap loved the car so much, he has traded it in at the local dealership for a new model, some 2-3 weeks ago. She was aware the brakes needed doing too. All the MOTs and services she confirmed were carried out by MB. How they have managed to let those discs go without so much of an advisory, is beyond comprehension
Wasn't aware of any other issues especially the shock absorbers. The lady sounded completely sincere and there was no reason to doubt her.
All that considered coupled with the inspection, the advice on here, and the attitude of the selling garage, I have decided against the purchase.
If I am being honest, without sounding like a petulant child, I am gutted about it, as I thought I had found 'the one'. If it had not been for the words of wisdom on here or if the dealer had been so much more reasonable and accommodating, I have no doubt I would have bought it and justified the niggles to myself (as you do) as a few jobs that needed doing on a used car.
It is just another reminder to me, why I prefer to buy privately, regardless of the price tag.
Oh well, it is what it is and thank you again folks for all your insight, help and advice (albeit it is not what I wanted to hear
). I hope I kept you entertained at least!
PS......The garage still haven't contacted me despite telling me yesterday they would today and again today saying they would be in touch within half an hour (3 hours ago)