Which 'celebrity' wouldn't you want as a previous owner?

[Deleted member 37751]

Before looking at the link, have a think which celebrity you wouldn't want as a previous owner....
No cheating now....
RANGE ROVER VOGUE WHITE CELEB PREVIOUS OWNER on eBay (end time 25-Nov-10 21:54:14 GMT)

 

[moonloops]

Even after a proper valet I wouldn't want to sit in that

 

[stevieb15]

Russell Grant,
Russell Brand,
...........any other celeb called Russell

 

[tpwuk]

Russell Grant,
Russell Brand,
...........any other celeb called Russell

Crow
Abbot....

 

[stevieb15]

aah him, must be low mileage because he only used it to sleep in!

 

[stevieb15]

Crow
Abbot....

I've been unfair to Russ who I've always though very funny

 

[spy]

That's not teh car he put through a shop window when on drugs and got jailed for it a few months ago - is it ?

 

[Bellow]

That's not teh car he put through a shop window when on drugs and got jailed for it a few months ago - is it ?

No it's the one they can't get the chocolate off the seats from when he was careless with his Wispa.

 

[Deleted member 37751]

No it's the one they can't get the chocolate off the seats from when he was careless with his Wispa.

Get your coat...

 

[moonloops]

No it's the one they can't get the chocolate off the seats from when he was careless with his Wispa.

Don't let that pun go down on me

 

[tpwuk]

Didn't he take this Range Rover off road? Didn't he lose one of his tyres, I heard something about it getting sucked off in a bog?

 

[Deleted member 37751]

Didn't he take this Range Rover off road? Didn't he lose one of his tyres, I heard something about it getting sucked off in a bog?

 

[cazyp]

Yep, the crash happened Last Christmas.
He'd just left Club Tropicana when a passer by shouted 'I Want your Sex' which cause poor George to take a Different Corner. When he crashed he was approached by a family and was later quoted as saying 'Jesus' to a Child and 'Don't let your sun go down on me.'

Although personally I don't believe the press got the last quote right..


On a side note the first reg' keeper of my C36 is an 'Eric Cantona'..

 

[lancebond]

when i win some cash mate, i want that cantona c36!!!



the celebrity i wouldn't want owning my motor previously? Jay Kay... he drives like a total kn*b

 

[tpwuk]

Eric Claptons C36 was up for sale not too long ago.

Queue the "Hope the windows close" comments!

 

[vincenz]

Obviouslly the front thats had the damage as its got the '10MY lights, grille and bumper

 

[Bellow]

Obviouslly the front thats had the damage as its got the '10MY lights, grille and bumper

Thankfully. Can you imagine this thread if it'd been rear ended?...

Damn!, that's 2 coats I'll need! Just as well it's cold out...

 

[nick.ged]

i dread to think what that car has seen going on in and around it...

 

[Bellow]

i dread to think what that car has seen going on in and around it...

Best valeted in car in all of London.

All Hoovering performed by human nose...

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Second only to Prince Naseem?