Wife’s been banned!!!!

[Paulhick]

Off she pops to the hairdresser yesterday morning,no dramas yet,but oh my god when she got back it all kicked off……………….


SHE PARKED UNDER A TREE FOR 3 HRS AND THE CAR WAS ABSOLUTELY COVERED IN SAP!!!!!!!
it was horrendous and to make it worse she couldn’t understand what was wrong so for the next week it’s the bus for her as I’ve confiscated her keys until she learns her lesson.
bleedin neighbours think I’m some sort of weirdo jetting and washing the car off in the rain.

 

[BPD07]

It’s not just your neighbours…

 

[Trickythemerc]

So you will be doing your own washing and cooking then. Oh and enjoy the spare bedroom...........

 

[Skd884]

OCD is horrid.

 

[LTD]

Surprised that the OP is still married ….

 

[Riva811]

Haha nice laugh, first post I saw today

 

[Paulhick]

Surprised that the OP is still married ….

20 years next month.

 

[m80]

20 years next month.

I'm beating you by 2 years,
only 18.

 

[DSM10000]

OCD is horrid.

It should be CDO!

 

[HB]

So you will be doing your own washing and cooking then. Oh and enjoy the spare bedroom...........

You can’t say things like that anymore. The PC police will get you or someone will hit you with a rainbow.
Keep normal old school humour out of this, it’s not allowed anymore.

 

[LTD]

20 years next month.

The length of her sentence shouldn’t matter.

Personally, I would never think of taking car keys off my wife unless it was for her own safety. She is an adult and so am I so would never think of bullying her.

For getting a car dirty - wow, just wow.

 

[Muckypaps]

20 years next month.

You get less for murder

 

[Monkeylegend]

Guarantee she will be driving on Monday, in her car...................to visit you in Ward 10.

 

[Rpp999]

Consider your self a very lucky man. If I took that course of action I would have to sleep with one eye open, and I would definitely not be eating any meal prepared by her.

 

[Paulhick]

The length of her sentence shouldn’t matter.

Personally, I would never think of taking car keys off my wife unless it was for her own safety. She is an adult and so am I so would never think of bullying her.

For getting a car dirty - wow, just wow.

WHOOOOOSH………..

 

[Benz17]

The length of her sentence shouldn’t matter.

Personally, I would never think of taking car keys off my wife unless it was for her own safety. She is an adult and so am I so would never think of bullying her.

For getting a car dirty - wow, just wow.

I’m sure he is not serious though, probably just some light humour on his part, to brighten up our Sunday.

 

[Deleted member 159894]

I’m sure he is not serious though, probably just some light humour on his part, to brighten up our Sunday.

Ah but what if LTD’s post was a double-bluff?

 

[LTD]

Sunday - a nice day for fishing

.. or cycling but you have to be careful for if you backpedal too much then the chain can come off

 

[zipdip]

Yes powered glass instead of sugar on your cornflakes I think.

 

[Benz17]

Ah but what if LTD’s post was a double-bluff?

Yes, that could also be true, if it is, then I’ve been had